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Hu Xiao'er arrived at Zhang Mou's residence.
Looking at the cramped surroundings, he suddenly thought of his past self.
Even though it was small, it had everything!
"Not bad, not bad, but do you have to hang this sort of brothel painting in your bedroom?"
"You don't understand. It only feels when you hang in your room. Every time you come back at night and see this picture, it's like you live in the Yikong."
Hu Xiao'er: "...
Hu Xiao'er said, "You've spent a lot this time."
"What are you talking about? I was hoping for you to help me catch ghosts!"
Hu Xiao'er thought that this guy was too daring, as if he was not afraid of anything.
He still had a vulgar smile on his face as he said this.
If anyone else heard that he had been entangled with female ghost, they would probably be scared out of their wits.
But this Zhang Mou wasn't worried in the slightest, he even had a face brimming with happiness.
"How come I don't think you're worried at all?"
"Why should I?" Zhang Mou chewed on his apple, "Tell me the truth. If it wasn't for you saying that she would take my life, I would have continued to enjoy myself this way. Even if you have to die, you should at least become a lustful ghost! "
That's right, it was also a fortunate thing for someone this young to be able to get a goddess every night in his dreams.
However, Hu Xiao'er sneered, turned his head and thought, once female ghost reveals her true appearance, I will see how you react.
Hu Xiao'er turned his head to look at the painting again. Out of the row of seven brothel ladies that was originally by the window, only six remained.
When he focused his eyes, the girl in green had disappeared.
Hu Xiao'er sneered.
At night, Hu Xiao'er took over Zhang Mou's bed, and Zhang Mou laid on the floor helplessly.
"Master, it doesn't matter if you catch ghosts, but you have to wait for me to finish!"
"What do you mean?"
"Just wait for me to finish being carefree!" "Since it's the last time, of course I'll be satisfied!"
Hu Xiao'er: "...
This kind of person's death was not worth lamenting about!
Hu Xiao'er glanced at the strange painting, and all seven brothels ladies immediately disappeared.
"The lights are off!" Hu Xiao'er said as he pressed the button.
Then he recited the chant.
Hu Xiao'er opened his eyes again and found himself sitting in a teahouse.
Down below, the gongs and drums were loud and the lions were dancing.
People on both sides stopped to watch.
Opposite the teahouse was the exact same brothel as the painting — — Yikong.
Good name! Hu Xiao'er thought that his name had already been used, looks like men all look at brands.
In modern times, this was what chain stores were like.
Just thinking about it made him excited.
You can order ducks for food, and chickens for food.
No wonder the men of ancient times were so thin, especially the ones in office.
Let's not talk about emperors or anything like that. The number of people who died early could not be counted.
It was clear that he had overstepped his limits.
It seems like there was a shortage of leeks at that time!
Hu Xiao'er stood up and prepared to head to Yikong to check on the situation.
I have lived for so many years but have never been to the Yikong. I heard that when the ancients went to brothels, they would usually go make friends.
It was similar to the brothers and sisters of the modern teahouse who were talking about the affairs of the country.
Anyway, Hu Xiao'er did not believe that the person at that time was that simple.
If one were to say that the ancients had sentiments, then it would be like having a willow leaf falling from a willow tree.
He probably had some sort of hidden disease that he couldn't control.
It was rumored that the ladies of the brothel were also multi-talented. They were proficient in the art of zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and could be said to be talented women.
Hu Xiao'er was definitely taking this opportunity to investigate.
Ghosts were definitely to be caught, and one needed to open their eyes as well.
Hu Xiao'er went downstairs and was stopped, "Customer, you haven't paid your bill."
Damn it, laozi wanted me to pay before he even had a sip of tea.
Hu Xiao'er took out her Yellow Talisman, "You dare to take a cultivator's money?"
The waiter said awkwardly, "Sir, this shop only earns a small profit. Even if you are visiting your family, it should be a little interesting."
Hu Xiaoxi felt around and took out his wallet to take out a bill, "This is for you!" There's no need to look for it! "
"What is this?" The waiter was at a loss as he looked at the red notes.
Hu Xiao'er facepalmed himself, thinking that it was true, why would the ancient people use RMB.
But he was a modern man, how could he have any ancient coins to use?
"This is called RMB! It was very valuable! In a few thousand years, it will spread across the entire world! " Hu Xiao'er said.
"What ball?"
"Anyway, it means something valuable!"
"Customer, this is unacceptable!"
"Fuck you!" Hu Xiao'er kicked the waiter, "I haven't even had a sip of tea, f * ck, the moment I opened my eyes, you guys are clearly evil merchants!"
Hu Xiao'er patted the guest's shoulder and said, "Brother Ren, did you see me sitting here drinking tea just now?"
As he spoke, he snatched back the hundred yuan in the waiter's hand and swaggered out of the teahouse.
The streets were crowded, Hu Xiao'er's modern sports clothes attracted a lot of attention from the people on the streets.
Who knew where that Zhang Mou brat was enjoying life now, but now, he was almost certain that the lady dressed in green was the female ghost that was pestering him.
Of course, the other six definitely weren't any good either.
Hu Xiao'er walked to the entrance of the Yikong and was instantly pulled by a woman with heavy makeup.
"Grandpa, come in and take a seat?"
Hu Xiao'er was instantly speechless, he was already f * cking dragged inside, he had no choice but to sit.
A group of beautiful women with round fans in their hands surrounded him.
Hu Xiao'er felt his stomach churn when he saw this group of girls.
How was this a beauty? It was simply a group of dinosaurs.
It was one thing if the makeup wasn't good, but the shape of the face was also strange. There were some that were long, square, and round.
Hu Xiao'er thought, his heart was only missing a rhombus face.
F * ck!
Hu Xiao'er then spat out a mouthful of blood!
The bawd and the old woman said, "Young master, this is our academy's signboard. Let's see if you are satisfied with it."
Hu Xiao'er wiped his mouth, thinking that he finally understood Brother Liu Xiahui.
If even the signboard was of such quality, then one could imagine the aesthetics of the ancients.
"Full your ass!" I'm sorry! I'm looking for someone! "
"Find someone!" Which one of us isn't looking for someone? We have a hundred flowers here! "Who do you want? Who do we have here?"
Then, he began to recommend some talented girl to Hu Xiao'er again.
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