HLnovel Chapter 655 Brother Lu, we almost bumped into each other.
Chapter 655 Brother Lu, we almost bumped into each other.
"啕——"
"Ugh... Ugh..."
"Ugh, ouch ouch—"
"..."
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi's wife, Xie Li, and Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan's wife, Quan Yilin, stood in a row by the vegetable garden in the yard and started vomiting violently.
"Xiao Yilin, honey, are you alright?"
"Little Qi, rip your wife away from me and get out of here—"
"She vomited so loudly that it scared my little Yilin."
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan felt sorry for his wife. While patting her back, he shouted loudly at Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi, who was watering the vegetable seedlings in the backyard.
"What—"
"What's wrong with my wife? She threw up too?"
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi shoved the water ladle in his hand into his regimental commander's arms and dashed off to the front yard.
He clearly only saw Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan's wife "hiccup" just now, how come his own wife also "hiccuped"?
"Honey, what's wrong? What's wrong with you—"
"Wife, let's go over there, let's not stay with them, come with me—"
"Every man cherishes his wife," Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi said, as he quickly stepped forward, embraced his wife Xie Li, and comforted her with a pang of heartache.
Sanbao Manman, standing by the kitchen door, brought a fish in her hand to her little nose and smelled it. "This fish is fresh, isn't it—"
"Aunt Yilin, is your nose broken?"
The fish smells amazing, and it's incredibly fresh.
Yes, Quan Yilin, the wife of Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan, was made to vomit by the fish that Sanbao was carrying when they came towards her.
Meanwhile, Xie Li, the wife of Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi, was awakened by Quan Lin's retching.
The three little ones standing in a row on the side—
"..."
"The fish is fine—"
Da Bao was filled with doubt, silently pondering to himself.
"Yes--"
"The fish in my hands are fresh; I just stunned them."
Erbao Yuanyuan pointed at the handful of fish on the opposite side and spoke in her childish voice.
"There's a problem, there's a problem... a big problem."
Little Sibao, with his short left arm crossed over his chest and his chubby right hand touching his little chin, murmured something.
"Dangdang——"
"Give your aunt some pills, then your Aunt Yilin won't vomit."
Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan pleaded for the pills with heartache.
"right--"
"Ta-da! Give one to my wife, and one to your Aunt Li too. She's vomiting buckets of tears."
"We can't let your Aunt Li vomit anymore."
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi felt a sharp pain in his heart. It was clearly Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan's wife who vomited first, but now it was Shen Xiaoqi's wife who was retching the most violently, making loud noises and with tears streaming down her face.
Well, the tall, imposing, and dignified Commander Lu Chenting, the living Yama, came out of the front yard after hearing one retching sound after another, each one deafening.
Upon seeing this, his thick eyebrows furrowed, and he spoke coldly, "You two should both send your wives to the army medics—"
Who cares if his little four babies want pills? It's no big deal.
"sister--"
"Are you OK?"
Hearing the sound, Quan Yilong, still worried, also came to the front yard.
Quan Yilin, the military wife: "Ugh..."
Xie Lijun's wife: "Hehe... Qizi, I, I'm fine, I was just disgusted by Yilin."
Quan Yilin: "I, I'm fine, I was just hurt by the fish in my hands..."
Sanbao Manman: "My fish—"
Quan Yilin: "Huff—"
Good heavens, Manman simply lifted the fish in her hand, and Quan Yilin saw it and started vomiting violently again.
"What's wrong? What's going on?"
"What's wrong with you all—"
"I could hear you vomiting from far away. What did you eat that made you so disgusted?"
Well, Su Nianxi, who had just returned from Deputy Battalion Commander Bi Fudong's house, entered the yard before she even stepped inside, but her voice preceded her.
"Xiao Xixi——"
"Come and smell it..."
The unhappy Sanbao Manman, in her childish voice, explained in her babyish voice why Quan Yilin, Xiaojie, and Aunt Li had vomited.
Just then, Xiao Sibao Dangdang glanced at the fish in Sanbao's hands, then looked at him suspiciously and grinned, "Xiao Xixi, I suspect..."
"Kid, it's pretty much true."
Su Nianxi rolled her eyes at her youngest son, Dangdang, and said disdainfully.
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan was so anxious he felt like his skull was about to burst. "Suspect what?"
"Sister-in-law, is it almost certainly something?"
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi was also eager to know.
"Do you suspect the fish in Manman's hand is poisonous?"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan blurted out.
The fish that had fainted, "..."
Sanbao Manman was exasperated; those words were too hurtful to the fish. "Uncle Gu, you're the one with a poisonous tongue. Don't eat my fish tonight."
"that is--"
"Are poisonous fish swimming in the bucket all afternoon?"
"I already told you, it's fresh. I just knocked it out."
Erbao and Yuanyuan didn't like to listen either, and retorted.
"???"
"I only have one question: why can't I eat it..."
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan quickly shut up and continued patting his wife's back. It wouldn't do to not eat fish tonight.
The cunning little rascal Dangdang, "Hehehe..."
"..."
"What are you laughing at, Dangdang?"
Da Bao Tuan Tuan glanced at Dang Dang beside him, puzzled.
"..."
"It's pretty much true, isn't it? Doesn't it mean the fish is poisonous?"
The young man, who was kicking his older sister's side, thought to himself.
"Niannian——"
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," saw his wife looking calm and strode forward, giving her a doting look.
All he knew was that his wife could cure the two women next to the vegetable garden.
The mischievous Su Nianxi turned to her man, the ruthless leader Lu Chenting, and said, "It's okay, Chenchen—"
"..."
"Hey-"
"Sister-in-law, shouldn't you be saying that to me?"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan had just finished patting his wife's back after she vomited when he looked up and bumped into something, which made him furious.
"Uh-huh……"
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi nodded vigorously, agreeing with what his brother Gu had said.
"Humph--"
"My Chenchen was frightened."
Su Nianxi, Baozi, made a startling remark.
"..."
"Ah--"
Commander Lu Chen, who was originally as cold and aloof as a living devil, broke down in his guard after hearing his wife's words, and he couldn't suppress the AK-like smile on his face.
Deputy Commander Gu Yiyan: "Lu..." Brother Lu was scared? Scared by the sound of my little Yilin vomiting? ? ?
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi: "Uh—"
The two aggrieved parties exchanged a knowing glance.
Su Nianxi raised an eyebrow, completely ignoring the question, and calmly said, "Help them all in—"
"I'll show them!"
Good guy——
Immediately, Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," gritted his teeth and spoke up, "Gu Yiyan and Shen Xiaoqi, you bumped into my wife!"
Deputy Regiment Commander Gu Yiyan: "Brother Lu, it was a close call, we didn't crash."
Battalion Commander Shen Xiaoqi: "Regimental Commander, I'm even further away from your wife—"
Commander Lu Chenting, the "Living Yama," wanted to get rid of the two eyesores in his yard.