Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 244 "Five Fog"'s Birthday

Facts have proved that Fushiguro Shigeki does have some kung fu skills.

Yumenjiang, a task that was extremely difficult, tedious and complicated, was actually completed smoothly under his control.

The parrot curse spirit went in stupidly, and when it came out, it was able to follow Geto Suguru's instructions and pick up the game console that Gojo Satoru had left inside. It was simply a miracle.

Otherwise, he would have made so much money in the past and still been able to gamble on horses, play ball, and live a life of debauchery every day.

With this intensity, execution, design ability, and the ability to stay up late, in the real world, he would definitely be able to become a CEO.

However, when it comes to the real world, I was stunned again.

It feels like ever since I came here for the Christmas cosplay competition, the frequency with which I recall the world over there has become less and less.

During the first round, I wished I could tear open the door and go home right away. During the second round, I could still fill my eyes with longing for the game. From the third round to now, I have been in a state of playing badly.

It is said that someone is waiting for me, but who is waiting for me?

Natsume? He has his own family...

Also, the face of my friend, which was once so vivid, has gradually become blurred in my mind... I remember that she had a baby face, not very tall, worked in a game company, designed drawings... her name, what was it?

What the hell, how could I forget her name?

"Kiri-chan, Kiri-chan." Gojo Satoru's face suddenly came close to my ear, tilted down to look at me, his soft white hair trembling, "What are you daydreaming about?"

"It feels like you've been acting silly lately," he complained.

"Tsk, isn't she always like this?" Fushiguro Shigeu kicked the stone bench in boredom and said, "She's never been normal."

"That being said, you've become even more stupid recently." Gojo Satoru poked my face and said loudly, "Look, she didn't react when I did this just now!"

"Who are you calling stupid?" I came to my senses, pushed his cat head away with all my strength, and angrily scolded him, "When it comes to stupidity, who can be as stupid as you!"

Yumenjiang was placed on the table. Looking at Gojo Satoru's expression, he didn't even try to show everyone how he tied himself up, so why was he still staying there?

He pressed the prison door heavily into his hand, pointed at the door and said, "Since Jie's guinea pigs have been tested and the transformation has been a great success, shouldn't you go home?"

"There's no money to be made staying here." I crossed my arms and looked at them, "Noseko and Otsutsuki have all gone back!"

"That's not what I meant." Gojo Satoru put the game console and the cursed tools in his pocket with a laugh, "There's one more thing I haven't told you."

"........What's up?"

"Emmmm, this, this, guess?"

"Guess what." I turned away expressionlessly. "Every time you make that expression, nothing good is going to happen."

For what it looks like specifically, please refer to the Huaiyu chapter, where Gao Zhuan Wu and Gao Zhuan Jie's expressions appeared when they colluded with each other and laughed at the singer.

"Hey, guess it, just guess it." He jumped in front of me unwillingly, pulled my hand and shook it like a spoiled child, with such force that he almost threw me out.

"Gojo Satoru!" I glared at him, "You're looking for death."

"I promise I won't let you down."

She looked at me with those kitten-like eyes that sparkled with anticipation, and I knew exactly what she wanted.

I twitched my lips, and suddenly a mischievous intention emerged. I deliberately asked thoughtfully, "You suddenly don't want to be the head of the Gojo family, and want to abdicate to me and leave me billions of assets?"

"No." He shook his head like a rattle.

"You don't want to be a sorcerer anymore, so you want to pack up and venture into the entertainment industry?"

"That's a good idea." He looked up and thought, "With my looks, it won't take me a minute to become a big star, right?"

"But that's not what I want to talk about today."

"Have you decided to become a monk with Jie?" I said, "But the position of deputy leader has been filled. If you insist on taking it, you won't even have a chance to become deputy deputy leader, so forget it."

Gojo Satoru, Geto Summer Oil: “………”

"Wist-chan, you did this on purpose, didn't you?"

"I'll remind you again." He took out his phone, pointed to the calendar on it, and read it out loud, "Today is December 2018, 12. What day is it? Think about it carefully."

“........” Oh...well, it’s already so obvious, I can’t pretend I don’t know.

"If you mean your birthday tomorrow," I said, "the most I can give you is a present."

I had indeed thought about this matter a long time ago and had prepared the gifts in advance.

"Just don't even think about the rest."

I always feel that if we allow this guy to make random demands just because he is the birthday boy, something terrible will happen. I can’t say how many people will be harmed, but I will definitely be one of them.

It would be better to cut off his expectations in advance.

Otherwise, fly to the Arctic in the middle of the night to see the aurora, climb up a tree to wake up a koala and chat with it, or dive into the sea to catch jellyfish... This guy can definitely do it.

"No." Gojo Satoru pouted and continued to ask questions in a guiding way, "Besides being my birthday, there is another very important thing...what is it?"

.......Anything else? Now, I really don’t understand.

"Kiri-chan." Xiayou Jie came over at the right time, put his warm palm on his shoulder, and reminded softly, "Isn't tomorrow your birthday?"

I was taken aback.

Yes, according to the setting that Gojo Satoru and I belong to the same person, tomorrow is not only Gojo Satoru’s birthday, but also “Gojo Kiri’s” birthday.

Because as Yuri Suzuki, my birthday is not today.

And for many years, I hadn't found anyone to celebrate with, so I completely ignored this matter and never thought about it at all.

"So, they have arranged a series of birthday celebration activities."

Gojo Satoru inexplicably took out a bunch of flowers from somewhere, scattered them over my head, and said happily: "Our Kiri-chan, it's your birthday tomorrow~"

Our Lily is having a birthday tomorrow~

The two sentences overlapped in my mind at the same time, and I subconsciously took a step back.

"Eh? Kiri-chan, are you unhappy?"

Did he notice my unnatural expression?

"What?" I said, hiding the shock in my expression. "What's so good about celebrating my 30th birthday? Celebrating that I'm one year older?"

Also, the birthday celebration arranged by Gojo Satoru...according to his way of thinking, it can't be a regular event at all!