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Chapter 163 I’ve been stupid and crazy, but I’ve never messed around!

Xie Yuantang snorted coldly and rolled his eyes in disdain: "I say, some people should not be too outrageous!"

She turned around and pushed Situ Yan with her little arm, pushing him in front of everyone.

As soon as he approached, everyone subconsciously took a step back, as if they were avoiding some terrible plague!

Situ Yan still felt a little uncomfortable, but fortunately Xie Yuantang had just fed him a pill, and he held Wen Yu tightly in his hand and smelled it whenever he felt uncomfortable, so he did not lose control and was still conscious.

"Everyone, clean your eyes!"

Xie Yuantang pointed at Situ Yan and said crisply: "Look! Look here! Look hard!"

"Look at these pure and flawless peach blossom eyes, look at this healthy body that is full of yang energy and not at all kidney-deficient, and then look at this..."

She raised Situ Yan's sleeves with her small hand, revealing the toad blood that he had pestered her to help him apply a few days ago.

"The model of a good man, the proof of virginity - Shougongsha!"

When these words were spoken, everyone was shocked.

I was not surprised that Situ Yan was a virgin, but I was surprised that he had the toad blood!

This is this...

Xie Yuantang patted Situ Yan proudly and looked around:

"Excuse me, how is my husband similar to the prince?"

"He has been stupid and crazy, but he has never messed around!"

Situ Yan nodded, then shook his head and said obediently:

"I don't mess around, I'm a very manly person!"

"I have only seen one naked man, that was my ex-father-in-law Xie Lao Wangba, but he said I am not responsible for it."

Everyone: "..." Stop talking about this, the whole capital knows that Xie Zhaoqing is naked!

"So—"

Xie Yuantang sneered and looked at Yuan Jia with contempt: "The person who can say that my husband and the prince are both crazy, either has shit in his eyes or shit in his mouth. Choose one!"

Yuan Jia gritted his teeth in anger: "Xie Yuantang, who are you scolding?"

Xie Yuantang showed no sign of weakness: "I will scold anyone who slanders my husband!"

"you……"

"What am I?"

Xie Yuantang took a step forward and did not give Yuan Jia a chance to speak:

"First of all, if you want to take care of Situ Lang's affair, go back home and take care of it. Why drag my husband into this? Do you think you have a hole in your brain?"

"Secondly, even if they both have the same madness, Situ Yan is not Situ Lang's father. Can it be passed down to his half-brother?"

She has always been a good talker. In the whole phone call, she was able to include all the arguments, sarcasm and insults!

Yuan Jia's already weak body was so angry that he could not stand steadily. He staggered back two steps and pointed at Xie Yuantang with a trembling finger:

"You, you you..." Can't you speak slower!

"I, I I?"

Xie Yuantang blinked his big eyes and said with a smile: "Why, the Crown Princess is not going to say that I passed it on to Situ Lang, right?"

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

"If you dare to say so, I am really willing to acknowledge Situ Lang as my eldest son today!"

"Say it!"

Xie Yuantang put his hands on his hips, looking like "I'm waiting to be a mother on the spot", which made Yuanjia so angry that he almost couldn't breathe.

It was only until Hong'er got up and slapped Yuanjia on the back that she coughed violently twice and recovered.

“Hahahaha! Xie Yuantang, you inherited…hahaha, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to laugh so hard!”

Situ Feng, standing aside, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

She knew she had to come today!

The melons on site are really delicious!

Her Guarda would never deceive her!

Situ Feng smiled, and the people around who were watching the show also laughed quietly.

There were also people who were about to leave after the buffet, but were now crowded in the corners or climbing on the trees to eat melons, all laughed out loud.

Situ Ran shook his head helplessly, and Situ Mo smiled slightly.

Xie Yuantang always has the ability to make things go beyond everyone's expectations, making the situation that originally did not take advantage of her completely tilt in her favor!

"His Royal Highness!"

"Your Highness, please don't run!"

At this moment, the servants exclaimed.

Everyone couldn't help but look back, only to see Situ Lang, with disheveled clothes, rushing out like a madman.

He was rushing around and roaring as if he was in extreme pain.

As soon as he saw the crowd gathered here, Situ Lang ran over without thinking, like a beast that had spotted its prey, and raised his hand to attack the nearest person!

"Ah! Be careful!"

"The prince is crazy! The prince killed someone!"

There was chaos in the crowd. Yuan Jia's heart skipped a beat and he quickly stepped aside.

"Get out of my way!"

Leng Yunchao, who had been silent, suddenly shouted, pushed away the people blocking his way with his big hands, and raised his hand to attack the mad Situ Lang.

At the same time, Lao Dao also rushed forward. The two of them worked together and controlled the out-of-control Situ Lang in just a few moves.

"Ahhhh!"

Situ Lang had his arms grabbed by someone, and he hadn't regained consciousness yet. His bloodshot eyes looked at everyone as if they were his enemies, and they were so scary that it seemed as if he could kill someone at any time.

Situ Feng was frightened and subconsciously called his brother: "Xu'er..."

Situ Xu blocked her behind him, tightened her wrist and said, "Hide behind me."

Situ Feng nodded, swallowed his saliva in fear, and said tremblingly: "Crown Prince, this seems... seems like that day..."

Xie Yuantang had already noticed it without her saying anything.

Situ Lang at this moment looked very much like Situ Yan when he had an illness last time.

Xie Yuantang's face sank slightly. Her first reaction was to look at Situ Yan, but she found that his arms were trembling slightly and he was staring at Situ Lang blankly.

"Husband?"

Xie Yuantang hooked his fingers with her little hand and asked softly, "What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable again?"

Situ Yan shook his head. His head still hurt, but he could bear it.

But at this moment, standing from the perspective of an observer, he saw for the first time that this was what a madman was like.

"Madam, is this also the case when I am ill?"

Her peach blossom eyes flickered slightly, and she looked a little sad.

When he and Xie Yuantang were shopping, they saw a monkey show. The monkey stood on the table and made funny movements. The people around looked at it in surprise and fear.

Situ Yan didn't want to be a madman, nor did he want to be a monkey, being surrounded and watched and guarded against by others.

Most importantly, he was afraid that he would hurt Xie Yuantang.

Xie Yuantang looked at him, neither denying nor coaxing him.

She knew that Situ Yan seemed to be always optimistic and had no temper or emotions, but he actually had a sensitive side.

As he understands more and more what dignity is, he is destined to be more and more unable to tolerate being treated like a beast.

Xie Yuantang just clenched his fingers and whispered: "No one has the right to laugh at a patient, especially a patient who can't help himself. Anyone who laughs at or plays tricks on a patient is a scum. Besides-"

She smiled slightly and pulled Situ Yan's finger.

Situ Yan lowered his head and saw a pair of big eyes that were brighter than the stars looking straight at him:

"No one can change the past, but my husband can change the future. Let's work together to change our destiny!"

Situ Yan paused for a moment, then held her hand with his backhand, nodded with a smile, and said, "Okay."

Instead, Xie Yuantang was stunned.

For a moment, she seemed to feel that those peach blossom eyes were not like her silly husband...