HLnovel Chapter 156 Dad Goes to the Hospital
Chapter 156 Dad Goes to the Hospital
On TV, the original Dynamic Man was being chased by a car, and then he was hit badly in an alley. He was then transformed and resurrected, becoming a cyborg, the Dynamic Man that everyone is familiar with!
"...Xiao Xin, you've seen this scene many times." Mingxu looked at Xiao Xin helplessly. This kid occupied the TV and wouldn't let go.
"No matter how many times I watch this scene, I am still so moved that I am confused." Shin-chan held the remote control and looked at Ultraman with tears in his eyes.
"As long as there are bad people in this world, I will try my best to fight them." After Dynamic Superman said this, the show ended.
"It's finally over." Mingxu felt very tortured. Just when he was about to say something, he heard Xiaoxin: "I'll watch it again."
“...Bang.” Mingxu fell down.
"Oh, Xiaoxu is just young. It's good to be young. He can fall asleep right away." Xiaoxin heard the voice, turned around and saw Mingxu and said, then retracted the videotape and continued watching it.
"Honey, I put your spare clothes and toiletries in here. I believe you have everything you need." Misaya took out a bag and handed it to Hiroshi.
"Huh?" Xiao Xinwen turned his head with a puzzled look on his face.
"...boy, didn't you forget that daddy is going to the hospital?" Mingxu got up and looked at Xiaoxin helplessly.
"Oh, I thought Dad had done so many bad things that he was finally going to be kicked out of the house." Shin-chan clapped his hands and suddenly realized.
"...Thank you." Guangzhi's mouth twitched when he heard Xiaoxin say that.
"You are such a forgetful boy. I told you last night that your father needs to have surgery on his butt." Misaya looked at Xiaoxin and said another sentence.
"His butt needs surgery..." Shin-chan immediately thought of the scene on TV where Ultraman was transformed. At that time, could his father spit fire from his butt and then fly into the sky?
Xiaoxin suddenly imagined in his mind: Guangzhi flew to the company with his butt spitting fire, calling himself a superman of an office worker. As long as there are companies in this world, he must go to work, even at the cost of his life. Xiaoxin immediately looked at Guangzhi with excitement and his face flushed: "Dad, you are so cool!"
"...Xiao Xin, you seem to have misunderstood something." Mingxu looked at Xiao Xin's expression and knew that this kid was fantasizing about something he shouldn't be fantasizing about again.
"Ah?" Xiaoxin looked at Guangzhi with some confusion.
"Forget it. Instead of letting him know the truth, it's better to let him continue to misunderstand." Guangzhi shook his head.
Then Guangzhi prepared to go to the hospital. This time he had to stay in the hospital for a while. Because this thing was a bit embarrassing, he refused his family's company and planned to go alone.
"Then, I'm leaving."
"Wait a minute. I think we should go with you." Meiya thought about it and called Guangzhi.
"No need, why bother? You can just go by yourself. It's just surgery for hemorrhoids, no big deal." Guangzhi waved his hand and refused.
"Even if it's just a minor operation, I will have to use a knife on your body, so I will still be worried about you, husband." Meiya looked at Guangzhi with tears in her eyes.
"Wife..."
"husband."
"Wife." Guangzhi put down the bag in his hand and approached Meiya.
Mingxu and Xiaoxin silently stepped back a few steps. The two of them hugged each other and looked at them. It was so cool to eat melons on the spot. It was just a little full, burp~
"Wife, I didn't expect you to care about me so much."
"Hubby~" When the two were about to hug each other and the atmosphere was about to reach its climax, Guangzhi suddenly took a step back: "By the way, you should not have told the neighbors nearby about my hemorrhoids, right?" Guangzhi looked at Meiya with some suspicion.
"Ah, I didn't tell anyone." Sweat appeared on Meiya's forehead.
"Yes, yes, yes, I didn't tell anyone except the auntie next door, and it spread perfectly." Mingxu counted on his fingers: "The auntie told Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Wu and others, I wonder if they told others."
"...You guy." Guangzhi gritted his teeth immediately. When he thought about having to face so many neighbors' gazes when he went out, he suddenly felt like he had no desire to live.
"...I am really defeated by you." Guangzhi already looked melancholy, and at this moment he really wanted to live on another planet.
"Okay, okay, if we don't hurry up it will be too late." Meiya didn't want to go out with Guangzhi anymore, so she pushed Guangzhi out.
Mingxu and Xiaoxin followed. How could they be left out of such an interesting event?
Sure enough, as soon as I walked out the door, I saw the door was surrounded by nearby neighbors.
"Oh, Mr. Nohara, are you going to have surgery today? How pitiful." The aunt next door said immediately when she saw Hiroshi.
"...Well, I..." Guangzhi was already trying to find a crack to crawl into.
"I heard that it's already as big as a thumb?" another neighbor asked, looking at Guangzhi's butt with curiosity.
"Oh, if that's the case, it's better to make up your mind to have surgery as soon as possible." said another person.
"Look, that's the old monster with hemorrhoids next door." Guangzhi suddenly heard several children behind him talking.
"... Shin-chan!" Guangzhi reacted immediately. Since these kids knew about it, it must have been that bastard Shin-chan who spread it. Sure enough, there was no trace of Shin-chan beside him.
"...Look over there." Mingxu looked at Guangzhi pitifully and pointed in another direction. Over there, Xiaoxin was standing at the intersection and announcing: "My dad is going to the hospital to have surgery on his butt~"
"I wish your operation is successful~" After hearing what Xiaoxin said, several female college students passing by also tried to comfort Guangzhi, but the way he covered his mouth and laughed deeply hurt Guangzhi's heart, and he immediately lay down in the corner and didn't move.
"...So many people know about it."
"..Dad, be strong." Mingxu didn't know how to comfort Guangzhi for a moment.
"Wow~" Guangzhi felt like he had lost all his dignity and face.
"Hi, taxi." Fortunately, a taxi arrived at this time. Meiya shouted hurriedly, and then sent Guangzhi up. Looking at the eyes of the people around her, Meiya stuffed the two children in as well and got in herself. At this time, it was better not to talk to them. It was really embarrassing.
After getting in the car, Guangzhi immediately gave up and said to the driver with confidence: "Please drive to the Anal Hospital, because I need surgery immediately."
“…” The driver looked at Guangzhi in disbelief.
"I have hemorrhoids. They're as big as my thumb." Guangzhi raised his thumb while speaking.
"..." Mingxu covered his face with his hands. Well, he had completely given up.
"husband..."
"Dad, you seem to be in a very cheerful mood..." Shin-chan looked at Guangzhi in disbelief.
"..You have a good eye." Mingxu covered Xiaoxin's mouth.
"Woooooo~"
In this way, several people came to the anorectal hospital. Looking at the patients around him, Guangzhi's heart, which had just risen, suddenly fell.
Even before the operation, Guangzhi felt that he and they were experiencing the same thing.
"Dad, you have to be strong." Mingxu didn't know what to say, so he could only say it again.
"..." Guangzhi looked melancholy.
"Mr. Nohara, please come to the operating room." the nurse shouted at this time.
"..Then I'll go in first." Guangzhi said as he stood up and covered his butt with one hand.
"Come on, husband."
"Dad, come on."
"Dad, you have to become a powerful cyborg." Shin-chan shouted with his hands raised.
"Okay, okay, let's go." Guangzhi walked in, covering his butt.
When I walked in, I found a beautiful nurse inside.
"..."
"You are Mr. Nohara, right? Please take off your underwear and lie on the operating table." The nurse said to Hiroshi with a smile.
"...It's a headache. Why is it such a young nurse? It would be better to choose someone older at this time..." Guangzhi thought to himself, shook his head, started to do as required, and then lay down on the bed.
"Doctor, thank you for your help." The nurse called out and went to prepare things.
"Okay." Another female voice came at that time. Guangzhi paused, turned around and saw another young and beautiful woman walking in. It seemed that she was the doctor. Guangzhi subconsciously pulled up his pants.
"Sorry to have kept you waiting." The doctor took a look at the medical records and asked, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Nohara?"
"...Um, where is the doctor who treated me before?" Guangzhi asked a little embarrassedly.
"Oh, are you dissatisfied with me in some way?" the doctor asked unhappily.
"No, no, how could that be?" Guangzhi remembered the gender of that doctor and this doctor, sighed, and prepared to lie down.
"Wow, beautiful doctor and beautiful nurse! Daddy is having an affair, Daddy is having an affair!" Xiaoxin suddenly appeared and shouted.
"...What did you say?" Mei Ya also ran over when she heard that. Ming Xu became curious when he saw the two of them and moved closer.
"... Come on, you haven't made enough trouble yet." Guangzhi looked at them helplessly and glanced at Mingxu.
"Let's go." Mingxu pulled them one by one and left.
Misae even picked up Shin-chan and said, "Stupid, Daddy is going to have surgery right now." She also closed the door.
"Your family is really interesting." The nurse laughed when she saw this scene.
"Okay. Now please relax, lie on your back and hug your knees." The doctor said, and Guangzhi did as he was told.
"Yeah, this is serious."
"It's a terrible situation."
"..." Guangzhi felt complicated after hearing what they said. This anal department was simply a torture department.
"Oh my, it's really serious. Is the next step to put the rocket in here?" Xiaoxin's voice came, followed by Mingxu's: "Xiaoxin, don't come in casually. This hospital doesn't lock the door during surgery, right?"
"...Get out, get out, get out." Guangzhi's scalp tingled when he saw them looking at him.
"Come. Look here, three, two, one." Mei Ya shouted while standing at the door holding a camera.
"Ah. Wife. Don't!" Guangzhi tried to stop her in vain and was forced to take a photo. The world was created with only Guangzhi injured.
Then Mingxu grabbed Xiaoxin and pulled Meiya out of the ward and closed the door.
"By the way, you'd better lock the door." After walking out, Mingxu turned back to remind them.
"Bye." Xiaoxin poked his head in and said again.
"Damn it!" Guangzhi was too tired to complain.
"Go and lock the door." This time the doctor listened to the advice and locked the door.
The operation went smoothly.
Mingxu and the others only heard a loud scream from inside, followed by a long howl.