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Chapter 629 - 628: Director, Can I Get It for Free?

After eating everything, we finally managed to fill our stomachs a bit.

Chu Qiu, holding his fingers that he wanted to suck but was too embarrassed to, went to the skincare section outside to find a pack of wet wipes, and only then did he manage to wipe off the traces of the spiced dried tofu.

But the aroma was so persistent that even Guan Yu couldn’t help but occasionally lift her hands to her nose for a sniff.

"Life is like surviving on a deserted island; we might as well rename this episode to ’How the Guests Starved.’"

After using numerous very fragrant wet wipes to wipe countless times, the smell of spiced dried tofu was finally gone from his hands.

Then the two of them actually went to a clothing store to shop.

There were many women’s clothing stores on the second and even third floors, while men’s clothing stores were relatively few. Chu Qiu earnestly went through each one, pulling Guan Yu along to give him opinions.

"What do you think of this outfit?"

"Can I wear this one? Will it look good?"

"These swimming trunks also feel quite good, and the sunglasses aren’t bad either."

"Hey, hey, hey, there’s a pair of ripped jeans here, I feel like it would be much cooler to wear them. What do you think?"

Guan Yu: "..."

He’s happier shopping than I am as a woman.

She randomly picked up the ripped jeans he mentioned, first looked at the camera and asked, "Are these borrowed by the program team? Or has the program team already paid?"

Only then did Chu Qiu realize, "That’s right, we don’t have any money."

He reluctantly put down the ripped jeans and sighed.

"Who borrowed these clothes? It’s the stylist, right? They’re quite nice. After the show, can you save a pair of those ripped jeans for me? I’ll pay for them."

"You look kind of pitiful; it’s just a pair of ripped jeans, right? Brother Photographer doesn’t know if this is rented or purchased, you should ask the director first."

"How to ask the director?"

Guan Yu tapped the walkie-talkie strapped to her arm and gave him a wink.

"You don’t know how to use the handy communicator?"

So, three minutes later, a voice came out of everyone’s walkie-talkie.

"Hello, hello, hello? Director, can you hear me? Hello? Director?"

He kept asking if the director could hear him, without saying what he wanted to, just kept asking. Every time the director didn’t answer, he would ask again.

Through the crackling sound of static, Mu Qiu initially couldn’t even figure out which idiot’s voice it was.

Until the director, forced to respond, directly pointed out the person’s name.

"I can hear you, Player Chu Qiu."

Good, case closed, it’s that idiot Chu Qiu, no wonder he’s teamed up with Guan Yu.

After the director responded, a crackling sound came again, and Chu Qiu’s voice emerged, this time excessively fawning.

"Director, since the food in our ruins can be eaten casually, can other things also be enjoyed freely? Like these clothes... hmmm?"

After three fawning ’hmms,’ another person’s loud voice interjected.

"Director, let me be direct, this guy has his eye on a pair of ripped jeans, but he’s penniless right now and wants to ask if he can get them for free!"

The other guests who heard the whole process: "..."

The director outside the ruins: "..."

So embarrassing.

The director also didn’t anticipate that a guest would think to contact him using a walkie-talkie, and this guest at this moment was shopping in a clothing store, and even had the cheek to ask for freebies.

He watched the barrage of comments quickly pile up on the computer screen, then pressed the walkie-talkie button and responded through gritted teeth with a fake smile: "Yes."

Then even more comments appeared.

[Hahahahahahaha I’m going to laugh all day long!]

[I can’t believe someone is shopping on a survival show hahahahaha!]

[Director: Chu Qiu, you’re great. I never want to see you on the show again]

[And wants freebies hahahahahaha my God]

[I’m shipping this, helpless director x survival-averse comedian]

[When the director said "yes," I admit, I was shocked by his CEO-like aura/dog head]

[Can you even use a walkie-talkie like that?]

[Help, hahahahahahahahahaha]

[The director should hold you guys down and give you a beating]

[I’m laughing so hard I’m slapping my thighs hahahaha]

[Chu Qiu and Guan Yu are getting along well, you both stay behind]

[Even Guan Yu feels someone else is embarrassing her/Interesting.jpg]

[Splitting hahahahal could never imagine seeing "ladies first" here]

[Chu Qiu: Let me give you a different experience]

[Can you pull yourselves together! It’s a survival show, why are you shopping!]

[The show team failed; they were too detail-oriented, causing the guests to ignore the show and just want to shop hahahahaha]

[The guest stars are starting to become like Guan Yu and Chu Qiu]

[Manager: I sent you on the show to gain popularity and fans, not to embarrass yourselves!]

[This is incredible, I really didn’t expect such hidden talents]

[Is crispy rice with sweet chili sauce tasty? I might be crazy but I’m tempted to try it]

[It’s obvious that Brother Huai and the team came in last, they must be so relaxed]

[Right now only Li Yang is playing seriously/Facepalm]

[Li Yang: Beep, One Net Card]

[I’m laughing so hard I might fly away]

[At this point, I still need to say again, I’ve almost forgotten everyone’s faces from the initial promo]

[The only salvation among the regulars is Brother Cheng, promise us, you have to hold on]

[Future guest stars must think carefully before joining this show, are you prepared for a transformation]

[Hahahaha you guys are truly something else]

[The seventh regular guest of ’Different Variety Show’—the director!]

[The director is like a CEO in a swivel chair, disdainfully flicks an unlimited card: Go spend it]

[It’s over, Chu Qiu opened a channel of contact, surely more people will harass the director this way]

[Chu Qiu: Sister, come pick out clothes with me]

[When they are holding hands, I don’t feel any ambiguity; it seems completely normal]

[But I still have to clarify, sisters, Chu Qiu likes women, really]

[Guan Yu, quick! You can’t let his foolishness surpass yours!]

The comments completely obscured the screen, the director rolled his eyes and picked up another walkie-talkie to notify the staff following each guest.

"Control your guests."

The notified staff were on the verge of laughing their heads off, but couldn’t make a sound, so they squatted holding their mouths.

But the person causing this ruckus was completely unaware, focusing only on changing into the airy ripped jeans, then joyfully picking up the walkie-talkie to give a statement of gratitude to the director.

"These jeans are really nice and comfortable! Love you director, mwah mwah!"

Guan Yu: "No need for mwah mwah, the director might puke."