Records of the Cattle and Horses of Chang'an

Chapter 364 Social Death

Cui Bianxu suspected he was hallucinating. He didn't know the exact reason, maybe it was hunger, or cold, or most likely he was too anxious: "Nian Nu, wake up, wake up, where does it hurt?"

Xiao Jiang sensed something was wrong when he heard the calls. The 'Stinky Swamp' seemed to be his own Xiao Cui!

Physiological tears immediately flowed from his tightly closed eyes. Jiang Shangxian's endless cursing finally stopped at this moment, and the world full of swear words became completely quiet at this moment.

In one's life, one will encounter many extremely embarrassing situations where there is no crack in the ground to hide. Jiang Shangxian is in this situation now. He closes his eyes tightly, digs the mud with trembling fingers, and tries to dig a hole on the spot, but this is just a daydream.

She is not a groundhog or a pangolin.

The human identity is actually quite burdensome at critical moments. If she were just an ordinary fat dog, she wouldn't be doomed even if she pooped in public today.

The autumn wind blows, and the grass and trees fall.

Her hero, riding a tall horse and smelling wet, came to rescue her, an overfed husky who looked like she had just returned from the countryside and rolled around in the fields for eighteen times...

The scene is too weird, the romance index is less than 50%...

Xiao Jiang really wanted to use the method of pretending to faint that she learned at Cui's house to temporarily escape this terrible social death, but she couldn't.

First of all, Zhao Yue and his men who went to chase the robbers have not returned yet. The fact that so many people went to chase the fleeing robbers and have not returned yet can only mean one thing - they are in trouble.

Secondly...

She used all her acting skills to pretend to be unconscious but still strong. She opened her eyes and looked at Cui Bianxu with a sense of grievance. The words she said were so soft and helpless: "Why did you come just now? I was almost beaten to death~"

This made everyone around him drop their jaws in shock. Jiang Wangri even nearly sprained his waist. He pointed at his own sister and said to Yingzi, "She, she..."

Yingzi picked him up and hung him on his back, covering his mouth: "Erlang, if you dare to say another word, the old lady will beat you to death when you return."

Jiang Wangri: ...

Cui Bianxu's eyes were red. Jiang Shangxian had always been in good health, but now he was so weak. His hands were shaking and he didn't dare to use any strength at all: "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

That's right, he just hallucinated! His young slave has always been weak and timid, and he suffered so much this time that he has countless injuries on his body...

He was about to say a few more words of comfort when he saw Jiang Shangxian's muddy hand on his wrist: "Hurry, Wu Sanniang is over there..."

kindness?

Where is Wu Sanniang? ! ! !

Xiao Jiang, who had been pretending to open his eyes halfway, suddenly widened. Where was the shadow of Wu Sanniang?

This discovery made her lose interest in continuing the performance. She struggled to sit up from Cui Bianxu's arms, her head slowly turning around.

Bad news, Wu Sanniang is missing.

Good news, Wang Mingqian has brought the Jinwu Guards to capture Zhou Qiu, and Yingzi and Jiang Wangri are surrounding him and abusing the prisoner with their feet!

"Madam has been chasing the robbers with her guards and hasn't returned yet. I'm afraid something must have happened!" Jiang Shangxian spoke quickly. Zhao Yue must not get into trouble. If something happens to her, what will happen if Father Cui, who is not in a clear mind, marries her a step-mother-in-law at such an old age!

A stepmother-in-law is not as good as your biological mother-in-law. Your biological mother-in-law is a nicer person!

Xiao Jiang was really about to cry this time. She came here to save people, but halfway through, the people she rescued got into a fight and disappeared. Where could she go to seek justice?

Cui Shuhua, who was walking over supported by her maid, felt even more heavy-hearted when she heard this. Yes, she was just wondering why Zhao Yue hadn't come back yet: "Jiulang, Second Sister-in-law and the others have gone over there. Go take someone to check. I'm here with Nian Nu."

Although he still couldn't figure out the specific situation, these few words and the bloody flesh and body parts all over the ground were enough for Xiao Cui to guess the general process. He understood that his mother might have lost her temper in a fight.

"Wait for me in the carriage. Don't be afraid."

Cui Bianxu stood up and held up the "fragile" Jiang Shangxian with both hands, his arms straight and keeping a measured distance.

Jiang Shangxian felt that he looked a bit like the tray that the waiters at Lexianlou carried when serving the dishes. No, where was the princess hug that was promised?

Cui Bianxu was anxious to kiss his mother, and put down Jiang Shangxian. He only had time to gently rub her dog head twice, then hurriedly left with his men, leaving Wang Mingqian and the five Jinwu guards here to protect their safety and be alert to Zhou Qiu's sudden attack.

"Aunt Cui." Wang Mingqian first greeted Cui Shuhua seriously, and then looked at Jiang Shangxian with interest. He closed his eyes and pretended to be dizzy, and his eyelashes kept trembling.

"Aunt Jiang, I was wrong in the past. I didn't expect you to be such a true person who never reveals your true colors."

We've caught him! His marriage hasn't been settled yet! Aunt Jiang must help him out!

Jiang Shangxian's eyelashes trembled like a typhoon, and his mind was full of thoughts - here it comes, this guy is going to cause trouble!

"what!"

Xiao Jiang, who could be considered quick-witted in some ways, quickly thought of a solution. He pretended to be woken up and opened his eyes. The moment he saw Wang Mingqian, he started screaming and burrowed into Cui Shuhua's arms, wriggling like a living maggot sprinkled with devil chili powder.

Cui Shuhua was startled by her and thought she was hurt somewhere, so she frantically touched her back: "Where does it hurt? Ah? Where does it hurt? Are you hurt? Nian Nu! Don't scare your aunt!"

Yingzi kicked Zhou Qiu twenty or thirty times in a row, and came over happily to talk to Jiang Shangxian about his feelings after the kick, when he saw this scene.

"What the hell!"

One of her front teeth fell out recently, and Jiang Shangxian, in a very feudal and superstitious way, helped her throw it onto the roof. Normally, when she spoke slowly, she opened her mouth less and it wasn't noticeable, but when she was anxious, her speech was completely incoherent.

Jiang Shangxian nestled in Cui Shuhua's arms with tears in his eyes, "Aunt, hurry up, let him go quickly. I can't stand looking at men anymore. I feel scared when I see them."

what?

This was the first time that Wang Mingqian experienced from someone other than Cui Bianxu how uncomfortable it was to want to curse someone but have to respect his own upbringing.

Jiang Shangxian, how dare you say such things?

Who was that just now?! When Cui Yi was holding you, and you were desperately trying to get into his arms, why didn't you say you were afraid of men?!

The disbelief and hurt in Wang Mingqian's eyes seemed tangible. She felt a little guilty for bullying the good guy Xiao Jiang, but since she had already bullied him, she had to bully him to the end. She simply rubbed her head in Cui Shuhua's arms.

Hmm, my aunt is still the best. She is fragrant and soft.

Noticing her movements, Cui Shuhua blushed and patted her head unhappily. When she looked up at Wang Mingqian, her face darkened: "Wang Shisan, I am a weak woman from the inner house. Nian Nu just tried his best to protect me and is now exhausted. If there is nothing wrong, please don't disturb me."