Blue, Red and White Dark Abyss Cauldron

Chapter 396: A Single Log Builds a Long Bridge (1)

When the green-clothed beast spirit saw Chu Xiaomu was about to leave, he shouted, "Boy, get back here!"

Chu Xiaomu stopped riding the horse, turned around, and asked with a straight face, "What do you want to do?"

The green beast spirit said, "Are you scolding me for being rude in your heart?"

Chu Xiaomu thought that what you said was indeed a bit harsh, but he didn't want to argue with him, so he said, "I don't think so, brother, don't misunderstand me."

The green-clothed beast spirit spitted fiercely and said, "Who the hell is your brother? You city folks have so many shitty rules and so many names! Remember this, my name is Ci Hao, the beast spirit under the Queen Mother's seat, not your brother!"

Chu Xiaomu was delighted when he heard him claim to be the beast spirit under the Queen Mother's seat, thinking that he could find the Queen Mother through him. But when he thought of this guy's violent and weird temper, he didn't know how to beg him.

I was hesitating in my mind and didn't know what to say.

Ci Hao glared and said, "Are you dead? Why aren't you talking?!"

When Chu Xiaomu saw him introduce himself, he wanted to bow, but when he thought that he would be angry even if he called him brother, he decided not to bow and said, "It turns out to be Brother Ci Hao... My name is Chu Xiaomu, and I'm from Bicheng." He almost said the word "brother" again.

"Ci Hao is Ci Hao, what brother Ci Hao?! I have lived for more than 400 years, how old are you?!"

"Okay, Cihao, what are you doing here?"

"Are you blind or deaf? Can't you see such a wide and deep ditch? Can't you hear me sighing from time to time?"

"Of course I heard it. Could it be that you also want to go to the other side?"

"Bullshit, if I don't want to go over there, why would I sigh? Do you think I sighed just because I saw a dying person like you? I have sighed at least 800 times since dawn!"

Chu Xiaomu laughed secretly, thinking that no matter how stupid the beast spirit is, it can't be as stupid as you. If you can't get through here, you can find another way. Is it necessary to sigh here all day?

Ci Hao noticed that his expression was slightly different, and angrily asked, "Are you laughing at me in your heart?"

Chu Xiaomu did not answer him, and said: "This stream is deep and wide, we can't get through here, we have to find another way."

"You know nothing! Is this your home or mine? Is this familiar to you or me?"

"Of course it's your house. This is my first time here and you are familiar with it."

"Are you crazy or have you been bitten by a mad dog? How do you know you can't get through? How do you know there are other ways?"

Chu Xiaomu was very angry when he heard that he had to use some curse words in almost every sentence. He cursed: "You have shit in your brain. If you can go, why don't you go now? Do you need to sigh here for a whole day?"

However, I still felt that he had some truth in his words. This guy would rather sigh at the stream than find another way out. Maybe there really was no other way to go. I couldn't help but hesitate.

Ci Hao yelled at him, "You have shit in your brain, your whole family has shit in their brains!"

Chu Xiaomu had never seen such a bastard human or beast spirit, and he didn't know how to respond for a moment. He could only frown and keep silent, letting Ci Hao jump up and down and curse.

Ci Hao cursed for seven or eight times, and probably felt that cursing alone was boring, so he stopped and asked, "Why the hell don't you talk back?"

Chu Xiaomu said coldly: "I can't scold you, and I don't want to ask for trouble."

Ci Hao raised the corner of his mouth slightly and cursed again: "What a fool!"

Chu Xiaomu didn't argue with him and asked, "You mean you can cross to the other side from here, then why don't you go over?"

Ci Hao said, "You stupid kid, let me ask you, if you city dwellers encounter a place like this, how do you get through it?"

Chu Xiaomu answered without hesitation: "Of course, we build a bridge. How else can we get across?"

"That's it, I just need to build a simple bridge and I can get across." Ci Hao finally stopped using swear words when speaking.

Chu Xiaomu saw that although the trees on this side of the ravine were dense, they were all trees with large crowns but not very high, which were not suitable for building a single-plank bridge, and it was impossible to reach the other side. So he said, "Your idea is correct, but there are no big trees suitable for building a single-plank bridge nearby, so there is no way."

Ci Hao glanced at Chu Xiaomu and said, "You think I have shit in my brain, but it's actually you who have shit in your brain. I was prepared a long time ago, I just missed by a few feet."

Chu Xiaomu was puzzled and had no idea what this guy with a brain full of shit meant.

But Cihao took off his silk outer robe, revealing a body full of sharp hair like iron needles, and walked into the forest behind him. This guy was afraid of getting his clothes dirty when entering the forest.

Then a rustling sound was heard, and a huge tree with branches cut off and so thick that two people could hug it was dragged out from the woods.

Then he shouted loudly, held the root of the giant tree and stood it upright, walked to the stream, put the giant tree flat in the air, and said: "Boy, see it, it's just a few feet away." This guy was skinny, but his strength was unbelievable.

Chu Xiaomu took a look and saw that the other end of the giant tree was still at least thirty or four feet away from the other side of the deep ravine. How could it be just a few feet?

Ci Hao carried the giant tree back and knocked it down with a loud bang, crushing many trees of different sizes. He said, "I wanted to build a single-plank bridge here, but I didn't expect it to be so short. Idiot! Alas..." He sighed heavily after saying that. It was unclear whether the word "idiot" was scolding Chu Xiaomu or himself.

Chu Xiaomu said: "The piece of wood you found is indeed a little short. It seems that we have to find another one that is longer, otherwise this single-plank bridge will not be built after all."

Ci Hao picked up his clothes and put them on, then glared at Chu Xiaomu and said, "You idiot, do you know why I keep sighing?"

Chu Xiaomu knew that he would use dirty words, so he simply ignored it and said, "Isn't it because you can't get through this deep ravine?"

Ci Hao smiled contemptuously and said, "It's true that I was right to say that you are an idiot. Humph, half of my sigh is because I can't cross the deep ravine, and the other half of my sigh is because this single piece of wood can't build a long bridge."

Chu Xiaomu thought to himself, aren’t you talking about the same thing? So he kept silent.

Ci Hao continued, "If this piece of wood is long enough to reach the other side, building a single-plank bridge is not a big deal. Now the wood is not long enough, if it can build a bridge, that would be a real skill!" He shook his head vigorously and continued, "It's useless to talk to you, an idiot. It's useless to talk."

Chu Xiaomu smiled and said, "This piece of wood is so much shorter. It's not easy to build a single-plank bridge with it."