HLnovel Chapter 946 I can’t believe any of that shit!!
Chapter 946 I can’t believe any of that shit!!
Chen Zufa followed the script and read a long and meaningless opening speech. He hugged Yu Feixue, who looked very happy, and sprinkled a wave of dog food on the scene, describing their love story as a match made in heaven. Looking at the clumsy performance, Chen An exclaimed that it was an eyesore! !
The whole wedding process can be described in two words: simple!!!
After the ceremony, everyone in the banquet hall started eating. Chen An was not polite at all and started toasting with several of Zhu Zhe's fellow villagers. He was like a young man trying to make his presence felt, which livened up the atmosphere at the table.
Zhu Zhe was a little confused as to what Chen An was up to. He always felt something was wrong, but he had no chance to ask.
As the groom today, Chen Zufa had a bright smile on his face, but he was already planning to take the money and run away.
Before that, we have to deal with Yu Feixue who is in the way.
"Thank you all for coming today. Feixue and I would like to toast you all!!"
Yu Feixue's alcohol tolerance is very low, and she can only drink two bottles of beer at most. She originally wanted to use mineral water, but Chen Zufa said that everyone was young and could take the time to come, which was already a great honor for her, so she didn't spoil the fun! !
Soon the two of them toasted to Chen An's table! !
"This person is in high spirits on a happy occasion, and the bride and groom are both beaming with joy!"
"Thank you for your kind words, Brother Chen. Thank you for your respect. Feixue and I will toast to everyone!!"
As soon as Chen Zufa finished speaking, Chen An interrupted him, "Stop, stop, wait a minute!!"
"What's wrong, Brother Chen? Did I fail to entertain you well?"
"That's not the case. It's mainly because it's a big day and everyone is here despite their busy schedules. It's not appropriate for a groom to drink beer. He must have something white wine at least!!"
Chen An pretended to be a little drunk. He put his arm around Zhu Zhe's waist and said with a smile, "When I was in Inner Mongolia before, there were etiquettes for toasting. The prairie eagle spreads its wings and flies, with three cups on one wing!!"
Yu Feixue thought that Chen An was deliberately embarrassing Chen Zufa because of Zhu Zhe, so she forced herself to maintain a smile and continued, "Brother Chen, Zufa can't drink much, how can he handle these three cups!"
"Hey, don't worry, I won't delay your wedding!" Chen An began to pour wine, "How about I toast you three times and Brother Zufa join me in drinking one cup!"
Chen Zufa could drink quite well, and he hesitated for a moment, just as he was about to agree.
Chen An started to challenge him again, "You won't even give me this little bit of face!!"
"How can I not give face to Brother Chen? Come on!" As he said this, he picked up the wine with spices that Chen An had just poured for him on the table.
"Great!" Chen An picked up the wine glass and drank the wine in front of him. He turned the glass upside down to empty it, and then picked up the next glass to continue drinking!
Chen Zufa frowned and drank with him from the cup. If you didn't know, you would think he was drinking poison! !
"Hey, Brother Chen is indeed from the Northeast, he can drink a lot!"
"It's nothing, Brother Zufa, please speed up. I've finished three cups, but you haven't even finished half of it yet. Save it for the fish!!"
Chen Zufa gritted his teeth, drank the remaining half cup, and emptied the cup like Chen An! !
"Give me the red envelope!"
Zhu Zhe twitched his lips. This guy really knows how to pick the right time! !
He handed the Tiandi Bank's share of money to the two of them and gave them his blessings.
After taking the red envelope and feeling its thickness, Chen Zufa estimated that it should be around 2,000 yuan. Chen Zufa smiled, but he couldn't help but despise Chen An in his heart. He was pretending to be a big shot. This was at least half a month's salary. When all the money was gone, he would be furious! !
When the two of them went to the next table to toast, Zhu Zhe leaned over to Chen An's ear and whispered, "What on earth are you doing? Why are you drinking so much?"
"Hmm? Zhu Zhu, don't say your idea is good, we haven't tried drinking wine together yet!!"
Joining in the fun without fear of causing trouble, the other people at the same table, although not drunk, but after two glasses of wine, they also started to make a fuss! !
Zhu Zhe blushed and wanted to reject the proposal, but he still couldn't persuade Chen An! !
Seeing the excitement here, the two people who had just toasted the last table of guests couldn't help but look over here.
"I don't know what Zhu Zhe was thinking. He found a little puppy. He looks pretty handsome, but can he make a living? He even wanted to steal the show, but he just embarrassed himself!!"
Listening to Yu Feixue's complaints, Chen Zufa was just thinking of an excuse to run away with the money, but his stomach started to growl, followed by a cramping pain, and he felt like he was about to burst out. He quickly tightened his sphincter. At this moment, in this situation, he couldn't believe any fart! !
"Feixue, my stomach hurts a little, let me go to the bathroom first!"
"What's wrong? Did you have a stomachache?"
"No, it's okay!!"
Not far away, Chen An couldn't help but smile evilly as he watched Chen Zufa's strange posture but fast pace.
"Is he preparing to..." Zhu Zhe asked in a low voice.
Chen An told Zhu Zhe in his ear that Chen Zufa had added a large dose of laxative into the glass of wine.
After hearing Zhu Zhe's expression, it was very interesting. No wonder he acted like that just now. His emotions were all calculated. Suddenly, I felt a gust of hot wind in my ears. My body couldn't help but tremble. The next second, I felt a kiss on my face! !
In front of so many fellow villagers, Zhu Zhe was instantly embarrassed, even more embarrassed than when he drank the wedding wine just now. He was very confused. This guy was not even pretending now. Could it be that he was killing two birds with one stone and was planning to harm him by taking advantage of the alcohol? !
In the bathroom, Chen Zufa, who had just defecated, had no time to wipe his butt when his accomplice called him to urge him!
"I'll be right here, wait for me on the side, two minutes at most!!"
After returning to the banquet hall, Chen Zufa found an excuse to pay the bill and tricked Yu Feixue into giving him her bag. When no one was paying attention, he ran away! !
On the side of the road next to the hotel, Chen Zufa opened the door and got into a car.
"Go quickly!!"
As soon as the car started, Chen Zufa felt a stomachache again. It wasn’t until the car turned a corner that all his plans came true. He felt relaxed instantly, but then it turned out to be a tragedy!
Phew! !
The accomplice who was driving couldn't help but curse, "F*ck, what the hell are you doing? Pulling your pants pocket!!"
"No, no...Pfft..."
With another release, the smell in the car was pungent and irritating to the eyes. The driver almost vomited. He quickly covered his mouth and nose, lowered the window, and the cold and fresh air finally let him breathe a sigh of relief! !
"You ate shit yesterday, and you farted like this..."
“Puff…Puff…”
"Fuck you, I rented the car!"
"Hurry, find a bathroom!" Chen Zufa felt that his home had reached its limit and a flash flood was about to occur.
At this time, the accomplice who was driving had already put on the cap, mask and sunglasses that he had prepared in advance! !
"Fuck, you're looking for chicken feathers, what if that woman realizes it? She's already in this state, just put it in your trouser pocket and clean the car for me later!!"
Hearing this, Chen Zufa's face turned green. He was a scholar after all, was this really polite? If he couldn't beat this idiot, how could he be so...
Damn it! !
Pfft!
Phew! !
After a round of gunfire, Chen Zufa's distorted expression was relieved. Although it was a bit awkward to be wet, it was quite warm, and he felt like he was finding joy in misery! !
But soon he could no longer feel happy, and was left with only misery!!
With all the rear windows open, the cold wind no longer only hits the upper body, causing the temperature to quickly drop, from warm and humid to the refreshing feeling after applying cooling oil! !
The most important thing is that he is the groom today after all, so for the sake of appearance he didn’t wear a cotton coat!!!
In less than half a minute, I was frozen like an idiot! !
At the hotel, as time went by, seeing that Chen Zufa had not come back yet and his phone was turned off, Yu Feixue went to the front desk to look for him. When she learned from the cashier that Chen Zufa had not come to pay the bill, she couldn't help but panic! !
Mr. Chen was having a great time with Zhu Zhe’s fellow villagers, bragging and chatting. Of course, it wasn’t these rough guys who provided the emotional value. The most important thing was that he secretly flirted with Zhu Zhe in front of so many people. She had that expression of wanting to resist but feeling helpless! !
No wonder Korean chaebols have so many perverted ways of playing, which can indeed satisfy some of men’s desires!
"Where's Chen Zufa? Did you see Chen Zufa just now?!"
Yu Feixue's words instantly interrupted the lively atmosphere! !
At this time, a fellow villager was obviously a little drunk, and he didn't have any manners, and he even thought he was making jokes humorously! !
"Sister-in-law, what's wrong? Are you in such a hurry to enter the bridal chamber?!"
Where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a phoenix chick. Another fellow villager joked, "Don't be in a hurry to enter the bridal chamber. When I got married, these guys made trouble for me a lot. They told me that I must make trouble in the bridal chamber at night and add some entertainment!!"
"Ahhhh!!! I'm asking you where is Chen Zufa!!!"
A sudden high-decibel scream instantly brought the lively atmosphere in the banquet hall to a freezing point! !
"Wasn't it still there just now?"
“I didn’t see it!!”
"No, sister-in-law, what happened?"
Yu Feixue's cousin, while supporting his cousin, began to explain, "Chen Zufa just said he was going to settle the bill, but it's been almost 20 minutes and the bill hasn't been settled yet, and his phone is turned off and he can't be found!!"
"This this!!"
"Did they have a fight?!"
"No, no!!! Where is he? Where did he go..." Yu Feixue's voice was trembling, and she was very panicked. The next second, she seemed to suddenly remember something, and she quickly stepped forward and grabbed Zhu Zhe's arm, asking in a shrill voice, "Zhu Zhe, tell me quickly, where did he go!!"
Wow! ! !
Chen An poured a glass of wine on Yu Feixue's face and cursed, "You are sick, your husband is missing and you ask me about my woman, you must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!!!"
"You bastard, you dare to splash me..."
Yu Feixue's cousin was quick to act and quickly hugged his cousin, "Stop making a fuss, we still don't know what's going on!"
"It must be related to her..."
"You're looking for a fight, aren't you?!"
Zhu Zhe quickly hugged Chen An's arm, fearing that he would really attack him. He couldn't help but feel lucky that he was prepared. Otherwise, Yu Feixue would be like a mad dog, which was really disgusting! !
"Yu Feixue, watch your mouth. You can't figure out your own business, but you're trying to put the blame on others!"
"You, you..." As he said that, his eyes rolled back and he fainted! !
“Flying snow, flying snow!!”
The bride fainted, and her family was in a panic.
The rest of the villagers looked at each other in bewilderment until one of them brought up the matter of guarantee, breaking the atmosphere!
"No, what's going on? Wasn't everything fine before? The couple even asked me to help with the guarantee, buy a house and get married?"
"Old Zhang, Chen Zufa also asked you to guarantee it?"
"I've guaranteed thirty thousand, what's wrong, Lao Gao!!"
"He also asked me to help guarantee 30,000!!"
"I also helped to guarantee it..."
"Me too……"
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost heated, Chen An immediately interrupted everyone, "No, brothers, I heard what you said. Chen Zufa approached you guys separately to use the excuse of buying a house as a guarantee for the loan!"
Hearing this, one of them frowned and asked, "Brother Chen, is there any problem here?"
"Oh, what's the problem? You guys are so confused!" Chen An looked distressed, making everyone even more nervous! !
"Brother Chen, please tell me what's going on!"
"Yeah yeah!"
"Before, Chen Zufa also asked our Zhu Zhu to help guarantee it. I felt something was wrong at the time. After all, even if a man is in trouble, he will not ask his ex-girlfriend to help guarantee a loan to buy a house, so I rejected it!"
"Later, I specifically asked a friend about this. This type of guaranteed loan has a lot of risks. If the guarantor cannot pay back the money, the guarantor will be responsible for repayment, and there may even be punitive interest!"
"Now..."
Chen An didn't continue talking, because after hearing what he said, the crowd was already furious! !
Trouble caused by the groom will definitely befall the bride. Yu Feixue had just breathed a sigh of relief when she was immediately surrounded by a group of people. The chaotic accusations from all sides made Yu Feixue faint again!!!
Seeing this, Chen An directly pulled Zhu Zhe away! !
There were not many designated drivers at noon, and while waiting for someone, Zhu Zhe said with some dissatisfaction in his heart, "Xiao Chen, were we a little too much just now?"
"Some people deserve pity, while others don't. Think about the time I asked you out for dinner. If I hadn't happened to be there, you would have been so full of dog food that you would have vomited!!"
"And you also saw Yu Feixue's attitude just now. She didn't know right from wrong and just bit you without distinction!! This kind of person is obviously unreasonable and ungrateful. Everything that happened to her is her own fault!"
Zhu Zhe understood the truth, but as a woman herself, she felt empathy when she saw what happened to Yu Feixue.
"Xiao Chen, how come you drank so much just now?"
"Ouch! I feel a little dizzy!!"
Zhu Zhe rolled his eyes. This was too much of an interpretation! !
"How about I treat you to some sobering tea to thank Military Advisor Chen for his foresight?"
"I haven't relaxed in a while, where can I find a place to steam?"
Hearing this, Zhu Zhe felt relieved, but also a little disappointed. "Okay, I'll treat you!"