HLnovel Chapter 129
Chapter 129
The sudden change almost frightened Li Shanchang to the point of kicking his legs on the spot.
Fortunately, he had seen big scenes before and managed to calm his pounding heart.
But what followed was an extreme stench that he had never heard of in his life and would remember in his next life.
The most crucial thing is that the location where the three things exploded was too close to Li Shanchang.
The splashing juice directly covered his entire body.
In addition to the disgusting juices, there were also countless pieces of meat hanging on his body.
The most coincidental thing is that there is a whole fish stuck on the right center of Li Shanchang’s forehead.
He subconsciously reached out and grabbed it in his hand, but accidentally crushed it.
The mud-like feel and the stench that was everywhere.
It was as if it had locked onto a target, flowing continuously into his nasal cavity.
“Ugh~ Ugh~!!”
Without any hesitation, Li Shanchang showed a completely instinctive reaction.
It’s a pity that he had just woken up and hadn’t eaten a single bite, so all he vomited out was yellow water.
"Master, Master, what's wrong with you?! Ugh~!"
"Master, please come quickly! I'm sick... Ugh~!"
When Li Shanchang saw the person coming, he immediately raised a finger and pointed above his head.
"Go on... go on... vomit~!"
Seeing this, the security guard at home immediately brought a ladder and climbed onto the roof, but found nothing.
Because the noise in the yard was so loud, the servants in the house immediately noticed something was wrong.
Not long after, a large group of servants gathered outside the yard.
Only a few of these people are qualified to enter the yard, and the others can only wait outside.
However, as soon as those people came in, they smelled the strong stench in the yard and vomited.
The servants outside the yard are all low-class people with little knowledge.
Seeing this scene, they thought that the yard was poisoned and quickly sent someone to find a doctor.
However, after the doctor made the diagnosis, he did not give any symptoms and was then sent away by the steward of the mansion.
Li Shanchang immediately ordered people to fetch water to wash off the stench on his body.
As for the result, it is naturally self-evident.
Even modern shower gel can't clean this thing, let alone ancient soap.
Li Shanchang soaked in the bathtub several times and even changed the water two or three times, but he couldn't get rid of the smell.
In the end, he had no choice but to send his housekeeper to the sign-in point outside the palace to report his illness.
But Wei Wu didn't know all this. He was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.
When the herring bomb landed, in order to avoid being noticed, he immediately controlled the drone to fly back.
Until he woke up, got dressed and went out, ready to hand over the craftsmen to the Ministry of Works.
I heard some rumors about last night on the way, but the content was a bit mysterious.
"Have you heard?! Prince Han was poisoned, and the poison was serious. He has diarrhea and his pants are wet!"
"That's not right! I heard it too. They said that Duke Han was poisoned at five o'clock in the morning, and then he went crazy and vomited shit all over the yard!"
"Huh? What I heard was that Duke Han offended the God of Mao, and the god cast a spell to make feces fall from the sky to punish him."
"You're all wrong. I know this best. Duke Han has offended the gods and is being punished. From now on, you can only use your mouth to relieve yourself!"
Along the way, Wei Wu heard too many bizarre versions.
The most bizarre version is that the Korean man contracted a brain disease and cooked feces at home late at night.
If Wei Wu himself was not the mastermind behind all this, he might even be misled by these rumors.
But one thing is certain, the Duke's Mansion is stinking, in every sense of the word.
To be honest, after hearing these rumors, Wei Wu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
No wonder the ancients said that three people make a tiger. This rumor has changed its meaning as it spreads.
At this moment, a new rumor reached Wei Wu's ears.
"What you said is nothing. Let me tell you, after the court session this morning, His Majesty personally went to the Duke's Mansion to visit."