HLnovel Chapter 534 (Must Read) Strange Tales of the Rules of the Minister's Mansion! An Inescapable Gr
Chapter 534 (Must Read) Strange Tales of the Rules of the Minister's Mansion! An Inescapable Gr
Xuchang
Shangshu Lingfu
The joyful drums and gongs resounded, celebrating the festivities at the Minister's residence!
It was said that Liu Bei's strategist had been captured and was about to be transported to the Ministry of Personnel. The "talented men" in the Ministry of Personnel were all excited and eagerly awaiting his arrival.
after all.
The distinguished guests here come from all corners of the world.
But as long as you have the ability and ambition, the gates of the Minister's Mansion are always open to talented individuals!
Once you're here, you're one family, regardless of region or age—there are young and old alike!
As a new employee, especially a strategist under Liu Bei, the talented colleagues naturally extend their heartfelt greetings to their new colleague!
"What are you looking at! Get back to your workstation!"
Xun Yu glared at him, and all the heroes immediately returned to their positions.
This is even better than the one-click return to base feature!
However, pain may stop the legs of heroes, but it cannot stop their hearts!
Seeing Fa Zheng walk in looking disheveled, the group of heroes all broke into friendly smiles.
Feeling the kindness of his colleagues, Fa Zheng felt a warm current flowing through his heart.
It seems that the Minister's residence is indeed a harmonious and loving family.
"Fazheng, this will be your workstation (home) from now on."
Xun Yu pointed to a brand-new workstation and said to Fa Zheng.
Fa Zheng examined the workstations and found that the layout was quite reasonable.
When working, you shouldn't feel tired at all.
Besides, it's just handling some administrative matters, how tiring could it be?
Who knows, this might even be an opportunity to uncover some secrets of Cao Cao's camp, a case of someone in Cao Cao's camp but with their heart in Liu Bei's camp!
Seeing Fa Zheng reveal a crooked, war god-like smile, the assembled heroes couldn't help but observe three seconds of silence for him.
Who hasn't been a newbie before?
A complete newbie, both silly and adorable.
"Tian Feng, Feng Ji, you two take care of Fa Zheng."
"If he fails to complete all the tasks within the specified time, you two know the consequences!"
Xun Yu pointed to Tian Feng and Feng Ji next to Fa Zheng's work station and put the three of them in a group.
Feng Ji trembled all over, and Tian Feng cried out in anguish, as if he had recalled some great horror of the world!
Fa Zheng was puzzled.
But he clearly heard the names of the two men.
Feng Ji and Tian Feng are both famous people!
As important strategists under Yuan Shao, Feng Ji and Tian Feng's reputations were known even to Fa Zheng, who was far away in Yizhou.
Unexpectedly, he met these two at the Minister's residence, and Fa Zheng couldn't help but sigh at the unpredictability of life.
Seeing that Fa Zheng was still grinning foolishly, Feng Ji slapped him on the head.
"You little brat, you want to get me and Tian Feng killed?"
"Why don't you hurry up and familiarize yourself with the job duties?"
Fa Zheng felt somewhat aggrieved.
It's just a little bit of government affairs, why are you in such a hurry?
"Come with us to retrieve today's official documents."
Feng Ji and Tian Feng, with Fa Zheng on their flanks, walked toward the storeroom.
Opening the warehouse and gazing at the vast collection of government documents, Fa Zheng couldn't help but marvel at the importance of the work of the Minister of Works' office.
But this is also good; by storing a month's worth of government documents in the warehouse in advance, it saves the trouble of transporting them from other places to here every day.
"What are you standing there for? Move it!"
"Six carts are enough, don't bring too many."
Tian Feng kicked Fa Zheng.
He was very depressed.
Could it be that all the people under Liu Bei's command are so blind and lacking in common sense?
Hmm... no wonder Liu Bei suffered repeated defeats.
Tian Feng felt a pang of pity for Liu Bei.
Fa Zheng was completely unaware of this.
He felt that the government affairs of the six-horse carriage, although seemingly numerous.
But if all the staff of the Minister's Office were divided up, it would seem acceptable.
After loading the cart, Feng Ji and Tian Feng did not stop, but continued to walk inside.
Fa Zheng asked curiously:
"Gentlemen, haven't all the official business been packed up? We should head back now."
Feng Ji revealed a strange smile, like that of a resentful woman.
"All installed?"
"Those six carts represent your official duties for today!"
"We, the official staff of the Ministry of Personnel, are required to handle ten cartloads of official business every day!"
Snowflakes are falling, chilling me to the bone!
For a moment, Fazheng was in a daze.
He pointed to himself, then looked at the six carts in front of him.
Six carts? His administration is all done by himself?
Seeing Fazheng standing there in a daze, Tian Feng said impatiently:
"Be content! You only got this kind of benefit for the first half of the month!"
"In half a month, you'll also be a ten-cartload government official!"
"Oh, you're probably thinking that packing less will reduce your workload, right?"
"You're so naive!"
"The Ministry of Personnel currently only has four types of positions."
"The first is the government administration position, which is people like you, me, and Feng Ji."
"The second position is the review position, which is responsible for supervising government affairs positions."
"The third is menial labor."
"The fourth one... I can't tell you yet. You'll be able to know after you're officially hired!"
"Government affairs staff need to come to the warehouse every day to pick up government affairs documents and then take them back to their workstations to process them."
"Don't think about being lazy or taking less."
"The emperor's eyes are like a ruler; if you underestimate any official duties, he will double the amount he assigns you!"
"Improperly handled government affairs will be sent back for reprocessing by the review staff!"
“If the number of rejected government documents accumulates to a certain level, they will become menial tasks!”
"Those in the review position have their own set of work processes."
"After they finish dealing with their affairs, they still have to hand over the government affairs to the Lord."
"Your Majesty won't look at it closely, but he will conduct spot checks!"
"The government affairs were handed over to you, but problems arose, and the people in the review position need to be tortured!"
"Therefore, every reviewer is an upright official who will never let go of even the slightest flaw!"
Fa Zheng was dumbfounded.
Who the hell invented this operating procedure?
So, government affairs positions and approval positions are locked in a love-hate relationship here!
"Then... what is a handyman?"
Fa Zheng asked weakly, his tone completely feeble.
Tian Feng sneered and said:
"Being a handyman is a good job, but I hope you never end up being one!"
……
With a feeling of unease, Fa Zheng returned to his workstation.
Xun Yu glanced at the cart behind Tian Feng, Feng Ji, and Fa Zheng, and nodded slightly.
Very good, no cheating or trickery.
Fa Zheng is quite capable; after all, he is the leader of the Dongzhou faction, and his proficiency has improved very quickly.
But when Fa Zheng thought about the six cartloads of government affairs waiting to be processed, he felt like a lamb waiting to be born, utterly desperate.
"Hurry up and deal with it! Don't just stand there!"
Tian Feng nudged Fa Zheng.
Fa Zheng then noticed a chill coming from behind him.
Suddenly, Xun Yu appeared behind him.
I kept looking at him, looking at him, and I kept looking at him!
“Lord…Lord…”
Fa Zheng was sweating profusely.
Xun Yu said nothing, but simply raised his hand, and two servants ran in from outside.
The two men had somewhat manic expressions, and seemed to be mentally unstable.
They pounced on Fa Zheng like hungry tigers, dragging him away.
"Let's make the punishment lighter for the first time."
Xun Yu felt pity for Fa Zheng and still couldn't bring himself to impose a severe punishment.
But doing menial tasks is not something just anyone can do.
In other words, those who could become menial laborers had been transformed into something bizarre.
soon.
Fa Zheng's loud laughter echoed throughout the entire Minister's residence!
Execution tool: goose feathers (special edition supplied by the Ministry of Rites).
Poor Fazheng was laughing so hard he almost choked, but the goose feathers still wouldn't stop falling.
"Alright, time's up. Don't let it delay our official business!"
Two servants, looking reluctant, brought Fa Zheng back from the execution ground.
But the nightmare has only just begun!
……