I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 780 1 stone 3 birds



Chapter 780 1 stone 3 birds

Chapter 780 Killing Three Birds with One Stone

The little beggar was terrified and immediately knelt down, kowtowing repeatedly and begging for mercy: "My lord, spare my life!"

Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly and said, "Alright, don't be afraid! Stand up!"

The little beggar quickly stood up.

Wang Wenzhou asked, "What's your name? How old are you?"

Du Wenhan quickly said, "Rat, hurry up and answer our godfather's question!"

"Replying to Godfather, my name is Mouse, and I am 18 years old," Mouse replied timidly.

Wang Wenzhou waved to Gao Guiying and said with a smile, "Sister, come here!"

Gao Guiying gave Wang Wenzhou a mournful look, sat down on his lap, and whispered, "Boxin, Haozi is still young, so don't torment him!"

Wang Wenzhou reached his hand inside Gao Guiying's clothes and said with a smile, "Rat, look up here!"

The mouse looked up, blushed, and shyly lowered its head.

Wang Wenzhou laughed loudly, "Oh, you're still quite shy, haven't you slept with a girl before?"

"Yes!" Mouse nodded gently.

"Then look at this girl in my arms, isn't she pretty?" Wang Wenzhou asked.

"You rascal!" Gao Guiying pinched Wang Wenzhou's thigh hard. "What are you doing? You want to send me to sleep with that little beggar?"

"Sister! What are you doing?" Wang Wenzhou asked plaintively.

"Hmph!" Gao Guiying sneered, too lazy to pay any attention to Wang Wenzhou.

Wang Wenzhou said, "Rat, call me Dad!"

"Dad!" Haozi immediately knelt down and kowtowed. He was afraid of Wang Wenzhou, and he would do whatever Wang Wenzhou told him to do.

"Good son! You're getting on in years, it's time to get married. Dad will find you a wife!" After saying that, Wang Wenzhou beckoned to Sheng Lan and said, "Jian Fengyu, go and bring all those little bitches I just married over here!"

"Yes!" Sheng Lan shook her head with a wry smile. This little beggar, what's the point of you teasing him like this?

In a short while, Wang Wenzhou's newlywed twenty-four-year-old daughters came slowly in twos and threes.

"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "No proper posture! No proper sitting posture! This is outrageous! Sister, go and make them line up!"

"Sigh..." Gao Guiying shook her head with a wry smile. "My dear, you should drink less in the future. Getting drunk is really annoying!"

Gao Guiying quickly got up, walked to the babies, and scolded them a few times. The babies quickly lined up and came over.

Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Haozi, come over and see. If you like any girl, tell me, and I'll marry her to you! We're father and son, I can't let you be without a wife!"

"Huh?" The mouse was terrified. "My lord, you're marrying your wife to a scoundrel?"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The mouse was so frightened that it immediately kowtowed, begging for mercy as it did so: "Godfather, spare my life!"

Wang Wenzhou said irritably, "I hate disobedient babies and disobedient sons the most! Guards, drag him away and chop off one of his fingers!"

"Yes!" The guard rushed forward, and with a swift stroke, one of the rat's fingers was gone.

"Ah!" Haozi's face turned pale with pain. He clutched his finger and knelt down in fear, glancing furtively at Du Wenhan.

Du Wenhan quickly gave him a look, signaling him not to be foolish. Just do whatever your godfather tells you to do!

Mouse nodded, understanding perfectly. This godfather of his was a bit off his head. At worst, he'd die; it was better than being tortured.

Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Mouse, stand up and choose your favorite girl!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The mouse quickly stood up, walked over nervously, circled the babies, and stopped in front of Kong Nianhui.

"Pfft!" Wang Wenzhou turned around and burst out laughing, saying, "Little mouse, you're just like your dad! Great taste, this baby is definitely the prettiest one here! She's yours, now take her to the woods to run your errands!"

"Huh?" Gao Guiying and the other babies were completely dumbfounded. You rascal, are you serious?

Gao Guiying couldn't hold back any longer and shouted, "Boxin! Stop fooling around!"

Although Gao Guiying didn't marry Wang Wenzhou, she had long considered him her husband. Moreover, judging from the current hierarchy of Wang Wenzhou's children, she was practically ranked first. In other words, she was now the matriarch.

Gao Guiying felt that she couldn't afford not to step forward in this matter. If she let her enemies continue this charade, was it that the Tu Zhu Prince's Mansion had no shame? Or were the families of these young ladies shameless?

Gao Guiying walked a few steps to Wang Wenzhou, knelt down in front of him, hugged him and kissed him, and said softly, "Boxin, I beg you, stop making trouble! Come back to sleep with me."

"Sister! I love you!" Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her.

After the kiss, Wang Wenzhou helped Gao Guiying up, held her in his arms, and slipped his hand inside her clothes, whispering, "Sister, don't try to persuade me anymore, I've made up my mind! None of these newlywed girls can be kept; they'll all be given to beggars to play with!"

"Ah!" Gao Guiying quickly turned around, looked at Wang Wenzhou, and said solemnly, "Boxin! This matter is not to be taken lightly! Which of these girls comes from a family of good people? They are all important officials in the court! Now is not the time for you to tear off the mask of civil officials!"

"Sister, I love you to death! You're the best to me!" Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her again.

Gao Guiying turned to look at Da Yu'er and Wen Liandie, and said, "Sisters, come quickly and help me get my nemesis back to the carriage!"

"Stop fooling around!" Wang Wenzhou said solemnly, "Sister, listen to me first! Although these girls are all daughters of important officials in the court, they are all spies. I'm afraid quite a few of them are working for Zhu Youjian!"

"Yes!" Gao Guiying nodded, acknowledging the truth in her words. She quickly added, "But you can't do that! If you don't trust them, then just discard them and put them under house arrest!"

Wang Wenzhou shook his head and said seriously, "Sister, you can't be so cruel. These are all beautiful young women who need men to sleep with them. To imprison them and not sleep with them is just torturing them! It's so inhumane!"

"Pah!" Gao Guiying cursed inwardly. "You rascal, can't you be a little more serious?"

"Boxin! Stop fooling around! Be good! Your older sister and the younger sisters will take good care of you later!" Gao Guiying could only try a roundabout approach.

"Sister, don't try to persuade me anymore!" Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her, then said with a smile, "After today, the capital will receive a message. On his way back to Hanshan, Tu Zhu Wang was attacked by unidentified assassins. Tu Zhu Wang's fate is unknown, and all his concubines have disappeared!"

"Huh?" Gao Guiying frowned and asked, "Boxin, do you want to blow him up?"

Wang Wenzhou laughed and said, "That's only one aspect, sister. Think about it! If something happens to me, these girls will also be in trouble. Zheng Sanjun and the others will never think I'm the murderer. They'll only suspect that Zhu Youjian did it! My plan to kill three birds with one stone isn't bad, is it?"


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