Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

Chapter 411 Let's wrestle!

Ding Mei lifted the covers:

"Come on, you little rascal, lie down together for a while. We'll stay up all night to welcome the New Year. I'm definitely not going to sleep."

Lu Yao laughed and said, "You two lie down, I'll take the clothes Shumei bought back to Mom."

I thought to myself, "Don't mess with me."

I can't do anything while I'm holding you, and I can't do anything while I'm holding her. Are you trying to suffocate me?

Lu Yao went out, and Ding Mei crawled into Yuan Shumei's bed:

"Shumei, I've had too much to drink. I want to hold you while I sleep."

"You're drunk, why are you hugging some country bumpkin? Why are you hugging me?"

"No, he'll start acting up as soon as I hug him; his hands are always wandering."

Yuan Shumei turned around, and Ding Mei was right behind her, hugging her waist.

"Your waist is so slim and supple. Has that country bumpkin ever held you?"

"Are you crazy? Do you want that country bumpkin to hug me?"

Ding Mei chuckled:

"Actually, I'm not angry that he hugged you. If he's so capable, he should marry two women and exhaust the bastard!"

Yuan Shumei turned around: "Don't talk nonsense and make mistakes."

"Are you serious?"

Ding Mei stared at Yuan Shumei with her big, wide eyes, and Yuan Shumei had no idea which of Ding Mei's words were true.

"Little Mei, actually... I do really like Lu Yao. But he's yours, I can't take him away."

"You admit it now? I knew our Lu Yao had that charm. My stepmother said that so many young women and wives in this village have their eyes on Tuwazi. But Tuwazi just doesn't look at them. I feel like he treats you really well."

Yuan Shumei smiled and pushed Ding Mei away:

"Alright, stop testing me. I won't take him away from you, and he's completely devoted to you."

The two girls chatted for a few minutes, then fell silent, each lost in their own thoughts.

He fell asleep shortly after being intoxicated by the alcohol.

When Lu Yao returned home, Jiang Guizhi and Xiaoqian were already asleep.

At this time, most villagers take a short nap.

Preparing to stay up late tonight.

Even when you're poor, you should still have a sense of ritual.

Lu Yao didn't have that much sleep, and he wasn't sleepy either.

He put down the clothes and came out again.

He took a few Double Hits out for a stroll.

He lit one, threw it into Gou Shengzi's yard, and ran away.

On my way to Tiezhu's house.

I saw Tiezhuzi's mother in the yard, so I didn't dare to throw it away.

If you walk further ahead, you'll reach Liu Dugong's home.

Liu, the ferryman, is standing on a stool changing the candles in the lanterns at the entrance.

Lu Yao wouldn't bother anyone else when he saw him.

He lit a double-banged cigarette and placed it on the wall, pointing it at Liu Dugong.

"Bang!"

Shuangxiangzi burst into flames and charged out.

The second sound came from under Liu Dugong's feet.

"Bang!"

Startled, Liu Dugong tumbled off the stool.

"Damn it, who did this? Who put it here?"

No sooner had he finished cursing than a double-banged gun flew in from outside the wall in an arc.

Startled, Liu Dugong immediately lay down on the snowdrift.

Then, one after another, they were thrown into the yard.

Lu Yao squatted down by the wall at Xiao Duan and lit all ten or so double-banged cigarettes in his pocket and threw them in.

Liu, the ferryman, covered his head and cursed in the yard, not daring to get up.

Double-banged clappers flew wildly around his ears and feet.

Just as I heard the noise stop, before I could even look up, a large hand pressed down on the back of my neck.

They shoved his head right into the snowdrift.

Then he switched to his other big foot and stomped hard into the snowdrift.

The kid struggled with his hands and feet but couldn't break free; he almost suffocated.

Finally, the foot on my neck was removed.

Pulling his head out of the snowdrift and wiping the snow off his face, he found no one behind him; Lu Yao had already run away.

Liu, the ferryman, was so angry he cried:

「麻痹的，我知道土娃子是你，你太欺负人了！不就是因为我要娶你妹子幺，不嫁给我就算了，老揍我干啥！」

Lu Yao gave Liu Dugong a good beating, and his excitement grew.

Wandering around the streets.

It will be a while before Ding Mei and the others wake up, and they don't even know what to do.

I felt too embarrassed to keep bothering Sister Yuejuan with my cravings, so I ruined three of her condoms last night.

Let's take a stroll around the greenhouse.

There are no staff on duty today, so don't lose your blanket.

So they walked towards the back of the village.

A bicycle came from the east.

It is Liu Shuangyan from Shanghewan.

She also couldn't sleep after the family reunion dinner.

I had planned to come find Lu Yao after dark, but I couldn't resist.

They rode their bikes this way.

Once inside the Jiapigou production team, we could see Lu Yao walking towards the back of the village from afar.

She rode her bike and chased after it.

Lu Yao went into the greenhouse built by the production team members, and then she went outside as well.

He wondered to himself, what is Lu Yao doing here during the Chinese New Year?

Could it be that there's a woman waiting for him in the greenhouse for a date?

I tiptoed to the door, concealed myself, and quietly peeked out.

Suddenly a large hand reached out from inside, grabbed her collar, and shoved her inside.

Liu Shuangyan had also practiced martial arts and reacted quickly. She stood firm in her horse stance and was not knocked down. She grabbed her opponent's wrists with both hands.

But the other person was faster; he stuck one leg under her crotch, hooked her heel, and slammed into her.

"thump"

Liu Shuangyan was knocked down.

A strong smell of alcohol wafted over.

Lu Yao rode on top of her:

"You little brat, sneaking around trying to steal the blanket, huh?"

Liu Shuangyan was furious:

"They came to visit you, who wants to steal your blanket?"

Lu Yao laughed and helped her up.

I saw her following behind a long time ago; how can a combat hero not have this level of awareness?

"Come here, Shuangyan, let me show you my greenhouse."

Liu Shuangyan was indeed very surprised.

This greenhouse, which is over a hundred meters long, wasn't fully covered with blankets today; only every now and then, one blanket was opened to serve as a window for light. Elsewhere, the blankets were covered with plastic sheets, making the inside very dark.

The shed was warm and cozy, with a dozen or so small stoves that Uncle Ba and his men had just lit in the morning.

Moreover, Uncle Ba and his men piled up a lot of wood and firewood inside.

Many small beds were built from tree stumps, providing a place for people to rest.

"My goodness, this place is wonderful! It's like a hidden paradise!"

Liu Shuangyan ran a few steps and performed several backflips cleanly and efficiently.

Lu Yao, caught up in the moment, also did a few spins.

"Wrestling for fun?"

Although he has lived a lifetime and is mature and experienced, he is still in the body of a teenage boy.

When all organs are active, one tends to have a more cheerful personality.

If you're interested, you should try your hand at it.

Liu Shuangyan was not about to suffer this loss:

"I won't fall, because I can't beat you in a fall."

"I told you to hug my waist from behind."

"I won't let you fall, unless you let me tie your hands behind your back."

"How can you fall like that?"

Liu Shuangyan winked playfully:

"If you can stay upright for even one minute, you win."

Lu Yao laughed heartily: "I wouldn't fall over even in a minute or half an hour. Come on, let me show you."

Liu Shuangyan found a rope that Ding Dahu had twisted in the greenhouse.

They tied Lu Yao's hands behind his back.

The remaining rope was wrapped around him twice more to make sure he couldn't move his arms.

"I'm here?"

"bring it on."

Lu Yao assumed a horse stance, landing firmly in his position.

Liu Shuangyan leaped up and landed behind him, wrapping her arms around his shoulders.

Lu Yao stood firmly; she couldn't move him at all with her meager strength.

However, Liu Shuangyan did not exert any more force, but instead leaped onto Lu Yao's back.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, turned him around, and moved to the front, kissing him on the face.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? You're not allowed to bite."

"I'll bite you."

That mouthful of white teeth landed on Lu Yao's face.

It bites and won't let go.