HLnovel Chapter 121 I need to pee
Chapter 121 I need to pee
The bushes rustled, and a serow leaped out from within.
This type of antelope, also known as wild goat, is adept at running and jumping, and can walk on mountain streams and rocky cliffs as if on flat ground.
Upon seeing Lu Yao, he turned and ran.
Lu Yao chased for several dozen meters.
The bushes were too dense; there was no opportunity to fire.
In a flash, it ran out of the woods and into a wide open area.
Lu Yao chased after him, only to be stunned by the scene before him:
Seeing this in the dead of winter is nothing short of a miracle.
This is a large expanse of green grass.
Many antelopes were grazing leisurely, running and playing.
Even when someone came, he wasn't surprised. Instead, an antelope came closer and nudged Lu Yao's arm with its snout.
Damn it, don't you know I'm a hunter?
Lu Yao was too embarrassed to fire the gun.
I reached out and touched its head.
A rough estimate suggests there are at least fifty or sixty of them.
In an era when clothing was scarce and even underwear wasn't common, so many sheep were a windfall!
It seems that the mother bear's den has blocked the way for outsiders to enter.
But this place became its harem.
Whether you want nuts or plant-based foods, or meats, you can have them!
Seeing how harmonious the scenery was, Lu Yao felt embarrassed to hunt them.
But at that moment, a gunshot rang out.
It was Ding Mei who fired the shot.
Startled, Lu Yao quickly ran back.
Holding the gun in both hands, he dared not hesitate for a moment.
The moment he found Ding Mei's headscarf in the storm, he realized how much he cared about his future mother-in-law.
Let alone an antelope, he wouldn't take even a chest of gold right now.
Ding Mei has injuries to her hands and feet, so it's impossible for her to hunt on her own initiative.
Since a shot has been fired, there must be danger.
Lu Yao ran towards the hot spring lake like a 100-meter sprinter.
They rushed back in no time.
With a quick glance, he had already surveyed the surroundings.
Ding Mei was seen holding the gun with one hand, her strength failing and her hand trembling slightly.
Her almond-shaped eyes widened as she stared at herself.
"Little Meizi, what's wrong?"
Ding Mei then relaxed a little:
"I...I thought you left. I wanted to call you back."
Lu Yao breathed a sigh of relief.
It was a false alarm.
Lu Yao looked at Ding Mei, who appeared unsteady and somewhat weak.
Come over and take the gun from her hand and put it aside.
"You're too tired, take a nap and rest for a while."
No wonder she was afraid. This little girl was driven to the brink of death by a bear and fell from a great height, barely surviving.
If she hadn't fallen into the water a little further ahead, she would have certainly perished if she had landed on the ground.
Lu Yao took his coat and spread it behind Ding Mei, letting her lean against the rock.
Ding Mei held Lu Yao's hand:
"Tuwazi, don't go. Stay with me for a while."
"Um."
Lu Yao sat down.
Only then did the two of them calm down and have a chat.
Lu Yao described the surrounding environment, which piqued Ding Mei's curiosity.
Judging by her excitement, if she hadn't broken her leg, she probably would have gotten up immediately and gone to the forest to the north to check on the antelopes.
Seeing that she was in a better mood, Lu Yao asked her:
"Little Mei, do you really oppose Zheng Wenli that much?"
Ding Mei gave a wry smile:
"Would you be willing to marry someone you don't like?"
"But you two really were husband and wife, that's something that happened later."
Ding Mei pinched Lu Yao's hand: "Don't say you can foresee the future anymore, I don't believe it at all. If you could foresee the future, you wouldn't be stuck here with me."
Lu Yao didn't want to explain to her anymore.
She really wouldn't believe it.
"You should take a nap. You'll need some rest to have energy. I'll get you something to eat when you wake up."
As he spoke, Lu Yao leaned against the large rock and lay down next to Ding Mei on her coat.
The two remained silent, and soon Ding Mei fell asleep.
This journey has been exhausting.
Seeing her occasionally frown and show a pained expression, it was likely that the injury on her leg was still hurting.
Lu Yao looked at the exit of the bear cave not far away.
This might be the only place we can get out.
We are not familiar with the situation here yet, so we cannot leave Ding Mei here rashly.
I don't know how long the blizzard outside will last.
Will my family think I died in the snowstorm?
We should leave here as soon as possible.
The ground temperature near the hot spring was very high, and Lu Yao didn't feel cold at all even with his back bare.
The sky darkened, as if it were nighttime.
He drifted off to sleep, half-asleep.
I don't know how much time passed in my sleep.
Suddenly, Ding Mei pinched him awake.
"Hey, you little rascal, still sleeping?"
"Why not sleep? We can't go anywhere for the time being."
"But... I need to relieve myself."
"What?"
Lu Yao tilted his head to look at her.
Her little face turned a little red: "I need to pee!"
"Go ahead and pee. I won't peek."
"I can't take my pants off!"
Lu Yao sat up.
With his left leg in a splint and his left hand draped across his chest, he clearly couldn't take off his pants.
"Then I'll help you take it off."
As soon as Lu Yao reached out, Ding Mei slapped him back.
"No way! Then you'd see everything!"
Lu Yao was amused by her nervousness:
"What am I afraid of? I'm not ignorant."
"No, no, I'm so embarrassed!"
Ding Mei's face grew even redder.
The veins on both sides of my forehead were swollen.
Lu Yao sat back down:
"Then you'll have to figure it out yourself. Anyway, your underpants are wet, so you might as well just pee in your pants."
Ding Mei retorted angrily, "My underwear is already soaked through. I'm not going to wet my pants."
Lu Yao rolled over and lay down again:
"If you don't need my help, then why are you asking me for help?"
In fact, Ding Mei herself had already tried it several times.
It's impossible for me to stand up; my legs hurt whenever I try to exert myself.
It's even difficult to insert it into your buttocks.
But the thought of Lu Yao taking off her pants made her too ashamed to do it.
My lower abdomen started to hurt from the stress.
Seeing Lu Yao turn over and lie down, he punched him twice in the spine:
"Get up now."
Lu Yao angrily scolded her: "You're so stubborn, you'll suffer for nothing. What's the use of me getting up? I can't pee for you."
Ding Mei stammered:
"Actually, I have a way. You can help me. But you have to listen to me and you're not allowed to peek."
"Tell me, what's the plan?"
Unexpectedly, my mother-in-law and I were trapped here by the storm, and the first problem we faced was her need to use the restroom.
Lu Yao was at a loss, wondering what terrible idea she had.
Ding Mei shared her idea.
It meant having Lu Yao blindfold herself with her headscarf.
Then I helped her up and took off her underwear.
Although there will be some contact, we won't be able to see each other after all.
Although Ding Mei had feelings for Lu Yao, she couldn't let him see her urinating.
Lu Yao was so angry he laughed:
"I can cover my eyes, but can you even squat down?"
This put Ding Mei in a difficult position again.
My legs are now immobilized with willow planks and I can't bend them back.
And I dare not exert any effort at all.
Ding Mei was so anxious she was almost in tears.
My lower abdomen is very bloated and painful.
Lu Yao couldn't stand to see her make a fool of herself.
"You wait, I have a plan."
Lu Yao moved a few stones by the lake.
They were piled up on one side, with a hole left in the middle.
"That way, you can use the restroom while sitting up."
Ding Mei imagined it for a moment, then exclaimed in admiration, "Wow, how did you come up with that?"
Lu Yao scoffed dismissively, "I just made a simple toilet. What's the big deal?"