HLnovel Chapter 24: What kind of tool is used to make money?
Chapter 24: What kind of tool is used to make money?
The next day, Xiao Nangjun and Sizi visited the master's mansion again.
They hoped to get a chance to be interviewed by the master himself.
Unexpectedly, the master suddenly burst in, holding something in his hand, then quickly strode out, leaving only one sentence:
"Stop waiting here foolishly, leave immediately!"
"Leave? Where to go?" Xiao Nangjun wondered, then said, "If you would be willing to give me a place, I still have a letter of recommendation from Lord Li in the capital."
Upon hearing this, the master showed no delight, but instead hastily pushed the letter of recommendation away, his tone full of urgency and impatience:
"No need, no need. I have always ignored such polite and high-sounding words."
Having said that, he turned to the steward and loudly instructed him:
"I fear my return date tonight is uncertain; you may make your own arrangements!"
Little Nangjun was feeling down, like a frostbitten eggplant, slumped there limply.
Suddenly, the old man's voice boomed like thunder in the room: "What are you standing there for? Get moving!"
At that moment, the butler secretly gave Qiu Rongmu a wink, a look that seemed to say, "Young man, the next scenes are all yours. Take care! Good luck!!"
The master continued to roar with thunderous force: "Bring that to me!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Nangjun's mind went blank. He stared blankly, thinking, "Huh? Which one? What are you talking about?" but dared not say it out loud.
Just then, the scene changed, and the little ox appeared to the side, squatting and playing with a cage.
There was a fluffy little dog in the cage, wagging its tail; it was incredibly cute.
Little Sizi's chubby little hands were gently stroking the puppy's head, and Qiu Rongmu's nervousness dissipated instantly, like dough being kneaded.
But in this tender moment, the old man's roar exploded like thunder again: "Did you hear me?! I said the dog, bring it to me!"
The little rhinoceros was so frightened that it quickly dodged away. The little saddlebag immediately took the cage and held it nervously in its arms, as if it were a family heirloom.
Before he could even catch his breath, the master came again: "Go to the pharmacy and bring me that thing!"
Xiao Nang's head buzzed, and a series of questions flashed through his mind: "What the heck?"
The old man anxiously pointed repeatedly at a pile of tools and shouted, "Money! Money! Money!!!!"
Xiao Nang was even more confused. What? Make money? Make money??
Isn't this Xiao Sizi's language? Only she shouts every day that she wants to work with Guoguo every day, planting crops and gathering herbs, isn't it all to earn more money so she can buy her snacks...?
Just as Xiao Nangjun was deep in thought about Mengbi, he suddenly saw this old man, his hair standing on end in a rage, his beard bristling, stamping his foot and shouting: "Testicle clamps! Testicle clamps!! Do you even have a medical license?! How can you not even recognize 'testicle clamps'?!"
Xiao Nangjun froze instantly, his inner monologue racing: "These two words sound so similar. It's all because of this guy who brainwashes me every day, saying all sorts of weird things. Ugh, no wonder I can't understand them!"
Little Si watched from the sidelines, thinking to himself, "This master is too difficult to please!"
As soon as Xiao Nangjun reached out, the old man suddenly roared, "Hey! Are you sure you can handle that? Those are duckbill pliers, don't touch them!"
Little Nangjun was so frightened that his hand froze, and he quickly withdrew it, thinking to himself:
"Duckbill pliers? That's a really strange name for a tool. I've only ever learned martial arts techniques; I've never seen anything like this before!"
The old man picked up the enormous pair of pliers, and with a "click," the pliers snapped shut. Little Nangjun's heart skipped a beat, and he felt his penis shrink back with a "bang."
Looking at his terrified expression, the old man waved his large pliers while muttering, "What's there to be nervous about! This is Madam Shao's territory. Her blood sausage and pickled cabbage are absolutely amazing. They're made by chefs she personally trained. The taste is so good that it will make you and that little girl's jaws drop to the floor."
Little Sizi smacked his lips, clearly wanting to eat blood sausage.
Little Nangjun's mind hadn't quite caught up yet, and he just mumbled a dry "Oh, oh, yeah, yeah."
But at that moment, he was only focused on the pliers in the old man's hand, his mind filled with thoughts like, "What's that thing used to pick up? Blood sausage and sauerkraut? It's not used to pick up anything, is it?"
The two walked briskly, and Xiao Nangjun had to jog to keep up with the master's pace.
The old man strode forward, his footsteps like war drums. When he reached the operating room door, he put down the large forceps with a wave of his hand and said, "You'll see in a moment. This place will soon be as lively as a slaughterhouse."
After hearing this, Xiao Nangjun felt a chill run down his spine and his heart pounded: "A slaughterhouse? That's not my forte!"
After leaving the operating room and walking into the backyard, the old man suddenly turned around and said another sentence:
"This is the livestock's bedroom. Remember, you'll have to feed and water them morning and night."
He secretly glanced at the little ox behind him, seeking some comfort.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Sizi silently followed behind Xiao Nangjun, pondering to himself:
"I have to help my brother prepare food for these little animals morning and night, otherwise, with my clumsy brother, he'll definitely get scolded even more by the master."
Before she could even finish her calculations, the old man turned around and added insult to injury: "However, the premise is that I still need to consider whether or not to keep you."
After hearing this, Xiao Nangjun felt a chill run down her spine, but she still obediently and carefully carried Mrs. Shao's dog out of the cage and into the dog's bedroom.
Little Sizi noticed that the master actually smiled slightly, a rare occurrence, when he saw that Little Nangjun got along well with the animals.
Suddenly, Xiao Sizi seemed to realize something. Her eyes widened as she stared at the puppy in the cage, a wave of sadness washing over her: "The new puppy I met is a male... and soon, it will... lose its gender! Waaaaah!!"
Little Sizi quietly leaned close to Little Nangjun's ear and whispered, "Brother, that...that big pair of pliers, will the dog still be able to pee standing up after that?"
Xiao Nangjun almost choked on her breath and quickly waved her hand, "Shh! Don't ask such detailed questions!"
At this moment, the old man suddenly turned around and spoke to the little ox: "You're quite clever, aren't you? Whether it can still pee standing up later depends on my technique!"
Little Sizi immediately covered her eyes, muttering, "Too cruel...poor little puppy..."
Little Nangjun could only sigh helplessly, silently praying in his heart: "Little dog, little dog, don't be afraid, just bear with it, if we can survive to get to the next chapter, that's a victory!"