HLnovel Chapter 1 Oh wow, reborn?
Chapter 1 Oh wow, reborn?
"Little girl, you can run pretty fast, huh? Come on, keep going..." The tall man had his hands on his knees and could barely speak a complete sentence, but his eyes never left the girl who was slumped on the ground. His small, beady eyes looked like a wolf eyeing its prey, and his mouth was stretched almost to the back of his ears.
Another thin man, also panting heavily, walked slowly behind, his forehead covered in sweat, but also with a hint of excitement. He licked his dry lips with his tongue, revealing his large, yellow teeth.
"Big brother, this little girl... hehe..." The thin man rubbed his palms together, his lecherous eyes constantly glancing at the girl.
The tall man seemed to be thinking about something, looking hesitant yet eager to try.
“Brother, don’t hesitate. We usually go to brothels, where the women are all incredibly seductive. We’ve never tasted anything like this simple meal. Judging by the looks of her, she’s probably a virgin. We brothers are in luck… It wouldn’t be bad to try something different.”
The tall man's eyes darted around, and he seemed to remember something. He then revealed a lewd smile: "I'll go first. After I'm done, I'll let you have a taste of this chick."
As the man spoke, he unbuckled his belt and rummaged around for a while before finally pulling his pants down, revealing only his two large buttocks.
The girl on the ground twitched her fingers slightly, then twisted her body. When she opened her eyes, she saw two white, fleshy mounds, more attractive than a light bulb, staring at her.
"Oh ho ho, wasn't I fighting that tough girl right now? Can someone tell me what these two are? This scoundrel is trying to seduce me?" The girl also revealed a wicked smile, "Hehe, you didn't even bother to ask around about my reputation in the martial arts world. Back in the day, I was known as the ruthless flower destroyer."
The thin man saw the girl slowly wake up and tug at the man next to him who was taking off his pants. The girl wasn't afraid of them; instead, she laughed in a creepy way, leaving the thin man completely baffled. Could this girl have been scared out of her wits?
"Don't tug at my sleeve, I'm going to make this little girl experience ecstasy and fall in love with me today." The fat man imagined as he pulled out his clothes.
Upon hearing this, the girl raised an eyebrow at the thin man in front of her and gestured with her chin for him to continue.
"B-Big Brother, stop digging, he's awake!" The thin man already sensed something was wrong.
"Are you ruining my fun too?" The fat man grabbed his sleeve, turned around angrily, and saw the girl staring at him with great interest.
"Oh ho, hehe, it's not that big! How dare you talk so big about making me feel like I'm dying of pleasure with this little Doraemon?" The girl took out a grape-flavored lollipop from her sleeve and tore off the plastic wrapper.
She had just remembered that when she was fighting with the "King Kong Barbie," she was ambushed by the "Innocent White Lotus" in her own team, who sent her to her death with ten times the explosives, resulting in her and the "King Kong Barbie" dying together.
As for rebirth, tsk tsk tsk, isn't that like having a stacked buff? Look at her, isn't she the perfect female protagonist of a wish-fulfillment novel?
For someone who traveled from the 23rd century, this little ancient world is a piece of cake!
The modern world where Yun Quan originally lived has entered an ice age. Humanity's wanton destruction has caused the Earth to backfire, prematurely entering the apocalypse. All creatures on Earth have evolved into undead monsters, and even after being defeated, they will make a comeback. Therefore, Yun Quan has never been able to stop for a moment.
It can be said that no one living in the apocalypse can relax their guard for even a moment. Those who can survive in the apocalypse are monsters who can fight against the "Giant Barbie" (a reference to a female warrior), monsters who eat raw meat and drink blood.
On the contrary, having traveled here is quite enjoyable; it's like taking a vacation.
"Oh ho, this space came along too. With this thing, won't I be able to walk sideways in this dynasty?" Yun Quan's space is a super-large shopping mall combined with an ammunition and weapons depot. In short, there's nothing you can't imagine that her space can't have.
"Stop talking nonsense. Don't think that just because you're awake, I won't dare to touch you. You're afraid of a little girl? How dare you." The fat man held up his pants with one hand and kicked the skinny man in the buttocks with the other.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm awake, and you still dare to talk nonsense to me? Well then, let me show you my little willow leaf darts. Let's begin, my little darlings. Now I'll start chasing you. If you can run away, I'll let you go." Yun Juan cracked her knuckles and snapped her fingers.
The two brothers couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh as if they had heard a joke: "Skinny Monkey, did you hear that? She actually said she would let us go? Did I hear that right? Shouldn't we be the ones letting her go? Did she hurt her head after that fall and it's not working properly?"
The fat man then launched a surprise attack, raising his fist and charging towards Yun Juan.
Yun Quan's sharpness had been honed to perfection during the apocalypse. If she dared to claim the top spot, no one would dare to claim the second. Trying to catch her off guard was like playing with the very foundation of the universe.
"Oh ho, still trying to play these tricks on me? Today I'll show you what real surprise is. Don't be shy, I don't have this good mood to teach you a few moves every day, so cherish it!"
Just as the fat man charged at her, Yun Juan dodged to the side and kicked him squarely in the buttocks. He had been fastening his pants in a hurry, and the red rope waistband hadn't been tied tightly enough; Yun Juan's kick caused his pants to fall down as well.
The other person charged straight towards the bushes, clutching his backside as he went, looking utterly ridiculous.
Seeing his elder brother fall, the thin man was so frightened that he knelt down in front of Yun Juan: "Elder sister... oh, no, heroine, please, please spare us brothers. We were just following orders, taking money to solve problems for others. Or we can tell you who hired us, please be magnanimous and let us go."
As the thin man spoke, he kowtowed in Yun Juan's direction. Blood flowed down his forehead to the corners of his eyes, and then directly down his face, making him look exactly like a ghost.
Yun Juan found it extremely boring. Her ability to withstand pressure was terrible. She was even trying to imitate others by taking money to solve other people's problems.
"Now I'm giving you two choices. You run, I chase. Whoever gets hit by the darts will live." Yun Juan said, pulling two toy darts from her sleeve. They wouldn't kill anyone, but they could scare people to death.
The fat man crawled out of the bushes, clutching my buttocks, with two tufts of wild grass stuck in his nostrils. I guess Yun Juan had used too much force and hadn't controlled herself properly.
“We choose the second option.” The fat man was terrified when he heard the first option; he absolutely couldn’t choose it.
"Hehe, as for the second one, it's to die right here." Yun Juan had already seen through the two people's little schemes. Those two were really good at making plans.
The thin man reacted quickly, immediately raising his hand to answer, "We choose the first one."
At least the first one can still struggle for a while; this glimmer of hope is better than nothing!
Yun Quan tilted her head slightly, revealing a wicked smile: "Then let's start the betting, my little darling..."