HLnovel Chapter 118 I Want All the Handsome Men in the World
Chapter 118 I Want All the Handsome Men in the World
Yan Nanfei heard the news that the village chief's family was going to distribute grain.
Go and call Huatuo and Linfeng right away, and have them line up together.
After all, it's free money, and taking it won't be a waste.
“Miss Yan, thank you for telling us.” Hua Tuo stood in front of Lin Feng, with Yan Nanfei behind them.
The three of them only need to turn slightly to form a trio and communicate together.
Yan Nanfei, holding the wooden basin, smiled brightly: "Hey, how can we be slow when it comes to such a good thing as giving away grain for free?"
The village chief stood in front of the grain deliveryman and personally handed out ten kilograms of corn flour to each person.
With each delivery, the village chief's face darkened by one shade.
When Yan Nanfei landed, the village chief's eyes looked like he wanted to eat him alive.
Yan Nanfei blinked innocently and pushed the basin forward a bit: "Village chief, are you saying my wooden basin is too small? Do you want to fill it with more?"
"Then I'll go back now and bring the bath tub over?"
Although Yan Nanfei looked innocent, his expression was full of provocation.
This is the village chief's own doing; he wanted to make her lose money.
Unexpectedly, she broke her stomach first.
"Yan Nanfei, you're ruthless!" The village chief lowered his voice, glaring fiercely at Yan Nanfei: "I won't let this go so easily!"
Yan Nanfei scoffed, "The dog bites first, and now it wants to become a mad dog?"
"Let me tell you, I'm not one to be trifled with either. If you've got the guts, come on and see if your position as village chief is more secure, or if my cellar full of grain can win people's hearts!"
"Then you'll see. A village chief who has run out of food and can no longer help the villagers will still support you."
Of course, we support me, the new village chief, the one who holds the reins of countless grains!
Yan Nanfei's words gave the village chief an opening, and she seemed to have found an outlet for revenge, her laughter becoming particularly disgusting.
"Everyone, Nanfei just told me that her family has an endless supply of grain, and she wants us to go to her house to get it!" The village chief shouted, as if he had used all the strength he had in his life.
In an instant, the villagers who had received the cornmeal stopped walking back.
They all stared intently at Yan Nanfei.
Yan Nanfei feigned grievance, his eyes slightly red: "Village chief, how could you lie? Where would my family get so much grain? It's countless!"
"I know you just secretly told me that you feel utterly disgusted by the villagers' behavior of taking things for free, and that you wish they were all dead..."
Yan Nanfei's main problem is his lack of morality. If you treat me well, I'll treat you well in return; if you treat me badly, I'm not afraid of divine retribution.
Since everyone has a mouth, it just comes down to who has the better brain and who has the better mouth!
In fact, what Yan Nanfei said was also what the village chief was thinking.
The village chief hated them to death and wished they were dead!
The villagers' menacing gazes, which had been fixed on Yan Nanfei, instantly shifted to the village chief, who felt uneasy under their stares.
"What nonsense are you spouting?!" The village chief was furious and wanted to attack Yan Nanfei.
Lin Feng immediately shielded Yan Nanfei, pulling her back to a safe area.
Even Hua Tuo, who had difficulty moving around, raised his cane, looking as if to say, "Whoever dares to touch Yan Nanfei, I'll beat them up!"
In fact, that's exactly what Huatuo thought.
Faced with Lin Feng's gentle face, the village chief simply couldn't bring himself to hit him, and his temper even subsided..."
Yan Nanfei's lips twitched. Is this the charm of a handsome man?
Even an enraged old lady can be calmed down with her face.
"Heaven and earth bear witness!" Yan Nanfei began his performance: "The village chief gave my family four bags of 'rice' in total. We gave one bag to Huatuo and one to Linfeng. There were only two bags left. How did that become an endless supply of grain?"
Yan Nanfei emphasized the word "rice".
"Don't believe her!" Seeing that Yan Nanfei was about to convince everyone, the village chief hurriedly declared war on Yan Nanfei: "Do you dare to make a bet with me?"
Yan Nanfei raised an eyebrow, looking at the village chief nonchalantly: "What do I have to be afraid of? I'm just afraid you'll lose and then deny it."
The village chief seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world: "As the village chief of Qingshan Town, my word is my bond."
"I think you're feeling guilty, afraid the villagers will divide up all your grain, aren't you?"
“Village chief, you’ve really pinned this on me tightly.” Yan Nanfei sighed helplessly, “If I don’t prove my innocence, I’m afraid you won’t believe me.”
"In that case, please come to my house for inspection." Yan Nanfei was very calm, but the village chief thought it was just a show of composure.
"Miss Yan, what if your family..." Hua Tuo and Lin Feng said in unison, very worried.
Yan Nanfei winked and smiled at the two of them, reassuring them, "Don't worry, you two, besides two bags of rice and some vegetables, you definitely won't find a third bag of rice in my house!"
"Yan Nanfei, what are you two plotting?" The village chief turned around and saw that Yan Nanfei hadn't moved, but was instead muttering to the two of them, "Could it be that you're discussing how to back out if you're discovered?"
"I certainly won't cheat, but village chief, you didn't say what the punishment would be if you lost." Yan Nanfei wasn't stupid enough to let himself suffer a loss.
The village chief narrowed his eyes, intending to get away with it, but he didn't expect Yan Nanfei to be so clever.
"If I lose, I'll give all the cornmeal from my family to the villagers!"
Yan Nanfei rolled his eyes: "What's corn flour? If you're so capable, why don't you send rice instead!"
"That's right, rice!" The villagers clearly heard the village chief give Yan Nanfei four bags of rice!
This means that in addition to corn flour, the village chief's family also has precious rice!
The village chief was put on the spot by Yan Nanfei, and it was difficult for him to disagree.
After all, the village chief's face is of paramount importance; he can lose anything but face!
"Give us rice, give us rice!" the village chief said confidently. "Anyway, I'm definitely not the one who'll lose!"
"Great!" Yan Nanfei clapped his hands excitedly: "Give each person twenty catties of rice, do you dare to continue?"
Yan Nanfei repeatedly pushed the village chief's limits, leading the village chief to believe that Yan Nanfei was creating a false impression and deliberately trying to give her the impression that she would lose to him.
The village chief believed that the truth was that Yan Nanfei was pretending to be calm in order to get the village chief to give up the bet so that Yan Nanfei wouldn't lose face.
But when the villagers came to Yan Nanfei's house in a large group, searching the house inside and out, they still couldn't find the third bag of rice!
Yan Nanfei looked at the villagers but couldn't find the countless grains the village chief had mentioned.
The villagers didn't feel sorry for them; on the contrary, they were happy.
Because, no matter which side wins, they will get 20 kilograms of rice!
"Impossible, impossible!" the village chief cried out in despair. "You must have hidden the rice somewhere else!"