Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Chapter 324 Mr. Spiritual 18

Silent Village Ancestral Hall

After the horse bandits were eliminated, everyone in the village gathered together for a celebration banquet.

A Qiang looked around and nodded with satisfaction. Almost everyone had arrived, so it was time to start the meal.

"Master, I've been waiting for you!" A Qiang saw Uncle Jiu and went to greet him.

"Where is Uncle Ming?" Uncle Jiu asked Aqiang when he didn't see Maoshan Ming.

"Master, I don't think he can get out!" A Qiang said.

"Why?" Uncle Jiu was curious.

"Master, the Maoshan secret book you gave him made him look left and right, up and down, and he would be doomed sooner or later. Of course he couldn't get out!" A Qiang complained.

Anyway, he doesn't like those complicated Taoist methods. He can't understand them when he sees them, and he can't learn them. It makes his head hurt.

"Master!" Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian came together.

"Well, you guys take a seat first, I'll go see him!" said Uncle Jiu.

"Master, I'll go with you!" A Qiang followed Uncle Jiu.

Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian looked at each other and found a seat to sit down.

Today's banquet was held with funds raised by the gentry and wealthy businessmen of the Quiet Village to thank all the villagers and security team members for eliminating the vicious horse thieves and protecting everyone in the village under the leadership of Uncle Jiu and his apprentice.

I heard that the banquet was very sumptuous and that the most famous chef from far and near was invited to prepare the meal.

Uncle Jiu brought Aqiang to Mao Shanming's room, lifted the curtain, and saw Mao Shanming reading a book seriously.

The second before Uncle Jiu came in, Mao Shanming, who was sitting cross-legged, almost fell asleep.

Taoist books are not something that ordinary people can read, and practicing Taoism is not something that ordinary people can persist in.

"Brother, let's go have a drink together!" Uncle Jiu invited.

Mao Shanming felt a little embarrassed. He hadn't been able to help much, so he evaded the question, "That's not a good idea!"

Before Uncle Jiu could say anything, the conspicuous Bao Aqiang spoke first, "You're not bad. You know this isn't good."

"But even though you know this isn't good, it's really not good if you go out with us!"

Uncle Jiu glared at the outspoken Ah Qiang and said, "Everyone else is not so good, but you are the best!"

"Don't forget, they helped!"

"Master..." A Qiang was unconvinced and wanted to continue to say something, but Uncle Jiu glared at him and shut his mouth.

Mao Shanming could only smile, not knowing what to say.

"Brother, let's go!" Uncle Jiu invited again.

"Okay, now I know you're useful. Come out and have a drink!" A Qiang said impatiently when he saw Mao Shanming looking at him.

Then, facing Uncle Jiu, he put on a smile and said attentively, "Master, let's go, it's time for us to take our seats!"

Uncle Jiu shook his head. This Ah Qiang was a snob and looked down on others.

When Uncle Jiu appeared in the yard, the villagers who were sitting and chatting stood up and applauded.

They were really grateful to Uncle Jiu. If it weren't for him, their village would have been slaughtered by those horse thieves and the entire village would have died.

The fact that I can still sit here today is all thanks to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu politely waved his hand and said, "Everyone, please take a seat. Please feel free to sit wherever you like."

Ah Qiang followed Uncle Jiu proudly and said to Mao Shanming who was about to catch up, "Hey, why are you following us? Your seat is over there!"

Mao Shanming followed the direction of Aqiang's finger and saw a table at the end.

He had no choice but to walk over and sit down.

Uncle Jiu was led to the first seat and sat down. He didn't see Mao Shanming and asked Aqiang in confusion, "Where is Uncle Ming?"

"Oh, Master, he found a place to sit. Look, he is there." A Qiang was the best at deceiving his superiors and hiding the truth from his subordinates, so he said nonchalantly.

Uncle Jiu looked up and saw Mao Shanming chatting happily with the aunts on both sides, so he sat down with peace of mind.

Everyone arrived and the meal began. Soon, a plate of large chicken legs was brought to the table.

"You're welcome, everyone, eat!"

“Haha, it smells so good!”

"Junior sister, you eat!" Shi Shaojian picked up a chicken leg and put it in Ren Yinyin's bowl.

"Brother, you don't have to take care of me, just eat quickly!" Ren Yinyin looked at the villagers around him who were eating as if they were gods, and reminded Shi Shaojian in a low voice.

"It's okay, Yinyin." Shi Shaojian knew that Ren Yinyin liked cleanliness, so he always gave her the food as soon as it was put down.

Soon, Ren Yinyin’s bowl was filled with delicious dishes.

She smiled helplessly and put the leftovers into Shi Shaojian's bowl...

Everyone was having a great time, eating, drinking and chatting, and they were extremely happy.

Just as Mao Shanming was about to put the chicken leg into his mouth, he saw Dabao and Xiaobao looking at him pitifully on the courtyard wall.

Sighing, Mao Shanming filled the bowl with chicken, stood up, and put the bowl in the corner next to the wall.

Dabao and Xiaobao grinned, knowing that Uncle Ming was thinking about them, and were about to go forward happily.

A Qiang looked up and saw Mao Shanming walking around. Out of curiosity, he noticed his strange behavior.

Xiaobao sniffed, moved his mouth, and a chicken leg appeared in his hand.

Xiaobao took a big bite and ate it with great relish.

"Is it just right?" Dabao asked Xiaobao while swallowing his saliva.

"So hot!" Xiaobao nodded vigorously.

Dabao couldn't wait to twitch his nose, but ended up sniffing nothing.

He looked towards the corner and saw Ah Qiang putting a piece of talisman paper in the chicken bowl and whispering in a mean voice, "Eat it if you dare!"

Dabao and Xiaobao watched the bad guy walk away triumphantly. Xiaobao sensibly handed the chicken leg in his hand to Dabao, "Brother Bao, have a bite!"

Dabao would never try to snatch Xiaobao's food, so he said, "Xiaobao, eat it yourself!"

Seeing that Dabao really didn’t want to eat, Xiaobao took the chicken leg and started eating it in big mouthfuls.

Uncle Jiu saw the smiling Ah Qiang coming back and asked in a low voice, "What a sneaky guy! Where have you been playing tricks on people again?"

"No, I'm not playing a prank!" A Qiang replied, but in his heart he was saying, it was just a prank.

Ghosts are not human beings!

After playing a prank on the ghost, Aqiang’s appetite was whetted, and he picked up a piece of meat and started eating.

"Hey, where are Acai, Afu and the others? Didn't they come to the banquet?" Aqiang suddenly remembered that he had two subordinates whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

"I don't know," the team member in question replied. His mouth was full of oil and he thought for a moment, "I haven't seen them for two days!"

He looked around and saw the gate. He immediately raised his voice and said, "Hey, here we are!"

Uncle Jiu and Ah Qiang looked in the direction he pointed and saw two people walking in from outside the gate. They were Ah Cai and Ah Fu, whom they had just been talking about.

Acai and Afu's faces were pale and their steps were stiff. Uncle Jiu frowned and looked at the soles of their feet.

"If your heels don't touch the ground, you're possessed by a ghost!"

Seeing the two of them, Aqiang greeted them with a smile, "Come on, find a place to sit!"

When Mao Shanming saw the two men, he looked at Dabao and Xiaobao. Seeing the two cowards leaving the courtyard wall with terrified looks on their faces, he knew something was wrong.

Shi Shaojian and Ren Yinyin's attention was also drawn to them, and they looked at each other.

"Brother, I'll go back and get the peach wood sword talisman paper." Ren Yinyin said softly. She saw that the two ghosts had already arrived at Uncle Jiu's table and felt a little worried.

We came out for a drink today, but no one brought anything with them, so we might get into a fight and cause some trouble.

"Well, don't worry, I will stop them!" Shi Shaojian nodded.

What he practiced the most was the Lightning Thunder Fist taught to him by Shi Jian. No matter whether he encountered ghosts or zombies, he would just punch them.

Acai and Afu saw Uncle Jiu and Aqiang and the others and walked straight towards them.

Seeing this, Uncle Jiu turned his head and said to Ah Qiang, "Hurry up and go to the storage room!"

A Qiang was puzzled, "What for?"

"Acai and Afu will tell you!" said Uncle Jiu.